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Geralt of Rivia reports on Lloyds Banking Group's profit dip due to tariffs, higher costs, and the ever-present uncertainty of the modern world. image

Toss a Coin to Your Banker: Lloyds' Profits Suffer a Witcher's Curse (of Trump's Tariffs)

Thu 01 May, 2025 09:25
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Reports of Tesla's board seeking Elon Musk's replacement prove premature, as the company denies the Wall Street Journal's claims amidst falling sales and profits. image

Tesla's Electric Shock: Musk Stays Put (For Now), Says 'False!' to CEO Replacement Rumors

Thu 01 May, 2025 08:54
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Amazon plans to spend $4 billion by 2026 to expand rural deliveries, aiming to cut delivery times in half and create jobs. Geralt of Rivia smells a rat...or maybe just late packages. image

Amazon Promises Faster Deliveries to Rural Hovel Dwellers - Geralt of Rivia Investigates

Wed 30 April, 2025 21:17
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Geralt of Rivia reports on GE HealthCare's surprising Q1 success, overshadowed by a slashed annual forecast due to Trump's tariff policies. Can they survive this monster contract? image

Toss a Coin to Your Health...Care Provider? GE HealthCare's Gamble with Trump's Tariffs

Wed 30 April, 2025 14:43
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Geralt of Rivia reports on UBS's Q1 earnings, tariff woes, and the Swiss bank's ongoing battle with regulators, all while dodging drowners and deciphering prophecies. image

Toss a Coin to Your Banker? UBS Navigates Trade Wars and Swiss Intrigue

Wed 30 April, 2025 05:48
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Geralt of Rivia weighs in on the brewing trade deal between the US and India, offering a monster hunter's perspective on tariffs, negotiations, and potential economic dragons. image

Trump and India: A Witcher's Take on Trade Deals and Tariff Tantrums!

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:27
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A Witcher's take on why introverts, with their thoughtful silence and pointed questions, are more effective leaders than those bumbling extroverts who can't stop flapping their gums. image

Toss a Coin to Your Introvert: Why Quiet Folk Rule the Workplace (and Maybe the Continent)

Tue 29 April, 2025 13:19
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British oil giant BP faces investor pressure and strategic U-turns after a dip in first-quarter profits. Time to call a Witcher? image

BP's Brew: Less Profit, More Problems? A Witcher's Take

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:21
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Geralt of Rivia, monster hunter and occasional market analyst, dissects why Charter Communications (CHTR) might be a worthwhile gamble, even when the market feels like a griffin's nest. image

Toss a Coin to Your Broker? Charter Communications Stock Shows Promising Signs!

Mon 28 April, 2025 18:09
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Geralt of Rivia investigates the surging popularity of dividend ETFs as investors seek refuge from market volatility, exploring both passively and actively managed funds, tech stock influence, and the allure of high yields. image

Toss a Coin to Your Witcher, Oh Market of Plenty: Navigating Dividend ETFs in a Wild World

Sun 27 April, 2025 18:25
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