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Defense tech company Anduril, led by Palmer Luckey, plans to go public, aiming for big defense contracts and burying the hatchet with Meta for VR projects, all while raking in billions. It's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get! image

Anduril Going Public? That's About as Smart as Jenny's Hippie Friends Investing in Apple, Says Forrest!

Tue 10 June, 2025 22:02
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Forrest Gump reports on why some folks think investing in things like gold and silver might be better than lending money to the government right now, especially with all that debt floating around. image

Stupid is as Stupid Does: Is Uncle Sam's Debt Makin' Gold the New Shrimp?

Tue 10 June, 2025 12:59
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Dell is promising a thousand bucks for baby Trump accounts, just like Jenny promised to love me forever. Some promises are easier to keep, I reckon. image

Dell's Gump-Like Generosity: A Thousand Dollars for Every New Kid, That's All I Have To Say About That

Mon 09 June, 2025 20:15
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Forrest Gump reports on Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's claim that AI's accessibility, using natural language, levels the playing field in tech, making it easier for everyone to 'program'. image

Run, AI, Run! Nvidia CEO Says AI Speaks Human, Like Jenny Talking to Me!

Mon 09 June, 2025 10:16
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Forrest Gump reports on the surprising fall-out between Trump and Musk, from buddies to online enemies, faster than you can say 'box of chocolates'. image

Elon and Donald: Like Peas and Carrots... Until They Weren't!

Fri 06 June, 2025 07:43
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Like Jenny with her guitar, Russia's economy is strumming a new tune as their central bank lowers interest rates, hoping for a smoother song despite the war and whatnot. image

Mama Always Said, 'Interest Rates Are Like a Box of Chocolates' – Russia Cuts 'Em!

Fri 06 June, 2025 13:37
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Circle, the stablecoin giant, goes public at $31 per share, exceeding expectations and sparking excitement in the crypto market. Just like runnin'! image

Circle's IPO Takes Off Like Jenny's Kite: Is Crypto's 'Killer App' Ready to Fly?

Wed 04 June, 2025 23:13
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According to Jim Cramer, TJX stock is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get, but it's probably a good deal! Even with tariffs going on, the company is doing great and offers a great opportunity to buy! image

Stupid is as Stupid Does... Find Bargains with TJX!

Mon 02 June, 2025 17:51
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Forrest Gump reports on how House Republicans' tax cuts might send the national debt soaring faster than Bubba could peel shrimp, potentially making everything from houses to cars cost more. image

Run, Congress, Run! House Tax Cuts Could Turn U.S. Debt Into a Real Forrest Gump Marathon!

Mon 02 June, 2025 18:33
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Forrest Gump shares his unique, folksy perspective on expert predictions for CrowdStrike, Microsoft, and Tesla stocks in 2025. Mama always said stocks were like a box of chocolates... image

Stupid is as Stocks Do: CrowdStrike, Microsoft, and Tesla, According to Me!

Tue 03 June, 2025 22:00
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