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A 'deep dive' into a Senate report alleging I'm using my influence to dodge financial liabilities. Sounds like someone's jealous of my DOGE-like moves. image

Senate Dems Triggered! Accuse Me of Saving the World (and Maybe a Few Billion)

Mon 28 April, 2025 17:39
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Singapore navigates U.S. trade tensions, seeking concessions on pharmaceuticals while securing access to vital AI chips amidst economic uncertainty and upcoming elections. Prepare for Ludicrous Mode! image

Singapore's High-Stakes Chip Tango: Trade Deals, Tariffs, and AI Dreams... To the Moon?

Mon 28 April, 2025 04:18
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Bank of America identifies key tech stocks like Block, Spotify, PayPal, Microsoft, and Roblox as 'Buy' opportunities, and I, Elon Musk, am here to sprinkle some rocket fuel on that analysis. image

To the Moon? Bank of America's Hot Tech Stock Picks - A Muskian Take

Sat 26 April, 2025 13:01
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Wisconsin Judge Hannah Dugan arrested for allegedly obstructing federal agents in the arrest of an undocumented immigrant. Is this justice or something else entirely? image

Lock Her Up? Judge Arrested for Aiding Illegal Immigrant Escape - A Musk Take!

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:23
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The Trump Organization is selling 'Trump 2028' merchandise, sparking debate about a potential third term bid, despite constitutional limitations. Is it a joke, a strategy, or just another way to rewrite the rules? image

Trump 2028 Hats: A Glitch in the Matrix or Just Great Merch?

Thu 24 April, 2025 21:33
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Existing home sales dip in March amid high mortgage rates, but inventory rises – is this the dip we've been waiting for? image

Housing Market Reality Check: Time to Panic or Hodl? (Spoiler: Probably Hodl)

Thu 24 April, 2025 14:00
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Revolut hits $1 billion in profits, paving the way for UK banking and a potential IPO. Time to send Dogecoin to the moon! image

Revolut Just Printed Money! Is an IPO Next?

Thu 24 April, 2025 06:18
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Elon Musk weighs in on the escalating student debt crisis in America, the rising costs of college, and potential solutions that might involve Dogecoin... maybe. image

Student Loan Crisis Reaches Ludicrous Speed! Will Doge Save Us?

Wed 23 April, 2025 17:15
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An advertising watchdog slaps Apple's wrist for advertising AI features that weren't quite ready for primetime, leading to pulled ads and some very awkward silences. image

Apple's AI Snafu Did They Just Pull a Fast One on Us?

Wed 23 April, 2025 11:00
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Tesla Stock Plunges! Is Elon Musk to Blame?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 18:23
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