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Germany surprisingly backs Trump's call for NATO members to hike defense spending to 5% of GDP. Guess we're all gonna be space marines now? image

Trump's 5 Percent NATO Demand: More Like Five Xenomorphs!

Thu 15 May, 2025 10:07
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Ripley reports on Netflix's ad-supported tier explosion, wondering if viewers are really paying attention or just waiting for the acid blood to spill. image

Netflix's Ad-pocalypse: 94 Million Suckers Can't Escape the Commercials!

Wed 14 May, 2025 18:53
3 minutes to read

After a profitable stint fueled by rising interest rates, fintech companies now confront the challenge of sustaining growth as rates decline, forcing them to diversify revenue streams to survive. image

Fintechs Face a New Kind of Alien: Falling Interest Rates

Tue 13 May, 2025 08:55
3 minutes to read

Ripley Reports on AMD's Massive Share Buyback, AI Deals, and Saudi Arabian Adventures image

AMD's Got the Stones! 10 Billion Reasons to Believe (or Run Screaming)

Wed 14 May, 2025 13:55
3 minutes to read

General Motors nabs another ex-Tesla exec, Sterling Anderson, to lead product development, sparking questions about their EV strategy and who's really running the show. image

GM Hires Tesla Defector Number 4: Are They Building Cars or Assembling a Resistance?

Mon 12 May, 2025 16:26
3 minutes to read

Trade tensions, tariff talks, and twitchy markets—just another week in the galaxy. Ripley breaks down the latest economic turbulence with a healthy dose of cynicism and Xenomorph-level sarcasm. image

Another Day, Another Trade War: Ripley's Report on Market Mayhem!

Sun 11 May, 2025 17:22
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Lyft defies economic doom, boosts buybacks, and silences activist investors. Ripley, still suspicious, reports from the Nostromo... I mean, Earth. image

Lyft's Wild Ride: From Xenomorph-Sized Losses to Pocket Change Profits!

Fri 09 May, 2025 14:19
3 minutes to read

Pinterest defies ad-pocalypse predictions with a surprise Q1 surge, leaving other tech giants sweating like facehugger victims. image

Pinterest's Profit Pin-Up: Surviving the Digital Xenomorphs!

Thu 08 May, 2025 20:09
3 minutes to read

Stock futures rally on news of a UK trade agreement, but veterans of Xenomorph battles remain skeptical. image

Another Day, Another Deal: Trump Touts Trade, Wall Street Holds Its Breath

Thu 08 May, 2025 13:19
3 minutes to read

Ripley reports on Saudi Arabia's increasing investment in women's golf through the Public Investment Fund, stirring up questions of empowerment and economic diversification... smells like corporate BS to me. image

Another Bug Hunt? Saudi Arabia's PIF Swings into Women's Golf!

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:00
2 minutes to read