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A therapist suggests couples treat their relationship like a bank account, making 'deposits' of affection and attention to avoid explosive arguments. Just try not to let it turn into Hadley's Hope. image

Relationship Bank Account: Can Deposits Save You From a Xenomorph-Sized Fight?

Tue 10 June, 2025 14:44
3 minutes to read

Ripley reports on Apple's WWDC 2024, where the tech giant unveiled its 'Liquid Glass' design, leaving investors and this space trucker alike feeling a bit underwhelmed. image

Apple's 'Liquid Glass' Redesign: Shiny New Coat or Just Another Bug Hunt?

Mon 09 June, 2025 23:42
3 minutes to read

Ripley dissects a real estate agent's warning about cosmetic home renovations that mask underlying problems, offering survival tips for first-time homebuyers facing potential 'alien' invasions. image

Another Bug Hunt? Ripley's Guide to Spotting Xenomorph-Level Homebuying Disasters

Mon 09 June, 2025 13:30
5 minutes to read

Pixar's Pete Docter shares insights into Steve Jobs's leadership style, highlighting his ability to distill complex conversations and his, shall we say, 'unique' approach to work-life balance. image

In Space, No One Can Hear Your Phone Ring: Pixar Chief Reveals Steve Jobs's Insane Work Habits

Sun 08 June, 2025 13:30
2 minutes to read

Jack Daniel's faces a sales slump amid tariff troubles and economic woes, leaving investors shaken and stirred. image

Brown-Forman's Bottom Line Bites the Dust: Is This Game Over, Man?

Thu 05 June, 2025 15:38
3 minutes to read

A House-approved bill provision threatens to slap a 20% tax on foreign investments in the U.S., sending Wall Street into a panic. Sounds like a Weyland-Yutani move to me... image

Another Day, Another Alien...Tax? Wall Street Screams About Trump's 'Revenge Tax'

Sun 08 June, 2025 10:15
3 minutes to read

According to the CBO, Trump's budget proposal adds trillions to the national debt, sparking criticism from within his own party. Sounds familiar... like LV-426 familiar. image

Trump's 'Big, Beautiful Bill' Turns Out to Be a Big, Ugly Xenomorph: Ripley's Debt Nightmare

Wed 04 June, 2025 16:10
2 minutes to read

Musk's Neuralink bags a hefty funding round to stick more wires in our heads. What could possibly go wrong? image

Neuralink's $650 Million Brain Boost: More Like a Headcrab Than Telepathy?

Mon 02 June, 2025 20:23
2 minutes to read

Distressed U.S. office market sees conversions and demolitions exceeding new construction, signaling a potential recovery amidst remote-work shifts and high vacancy rates. image

Office Apocalypse Averted? U.S. Office Market Gets a Face-Lift!

Mon 02 June, 2025 16:17
2 minutes to read

Gap Inc. braces for a potential $150 million hit from new tariffs, while CEO Richard Dickson attempts to navigate the economic minefield without detonating the company's bottom line, or, apparently, raising prices. image

Another Day, Another Corporate Nightmare: Tariffs and Gap's Fiscal Facehugger

Thu 29 May, 2025 22:52
2 minutes to read