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The White House shared an AI-generated image of Trump as the Pope, sparking controversy and raising questions about seriousness in politics. Sounds like the usual to me. image

Another Day, Another Nightmare: Trump's AI Pope Fantasy—Can't We Just Nuke the Site From Orbit?

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:12
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AI-generated image of Trump as the Pope surfaces, reminding everyone that politics is scarier than any Xenomorph. image

Another Day, Another Nightmare: Trump as Pope? I've Seen Worse, Trust Me

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:12
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Google's antitrust woes continue as remedies trial looms, while the AI race heats up. Looks like somebody's gonna have a bad day! image

Ad-pocalypse Now: Google's Monopoly Faces Judgment Day (Again!)

Fri 02 May, 2025 16:12
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Shell reports lower Q1 profits due to weaker crude prices, but still manages a hefty profit and announces another massive share buyback, proving once again that some corporations are like cockroaches – impossible to kill. image

Shell Shocked! Oil Giant's Profits Take a Dive (But Don't Worry, They're Still Swimming in Cash)

Fri 02 May, 2025 06:22
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Ripley reports on the latest market madness: from Meta's 'social' grip to Musk's potential eject, it's a bumpy ride. Prepare for impact! image

Another Day, Another Apocalypse (in the Stock Market): Ripley's Top 10 Survival Tips

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:02
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Microsoft's recent earnings call glossed over Trump's tariffs, hinting at software's potential to navigate economic storms – unlike trying to reason with a chestburster. image

Trump's Tariffs? Microsoft Just Shrugged It Off (Like I Shrug Off Xenomorphs)

Thu 01 May, 2025 03:35
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Ford's CEO Jim Farley seeks more tariff relief from Trump-era policies, hinting at potential growth if competitors mirrored Ford's U.S. manufacturing efforts. This is Ripley, signing in, and I say, 'Let's see what kind of mess we're dealing with now. image

Ford CEO's Tariff SOS: Can We Nuke These Trade Policies From Orbit?

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:25
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Ripley reports on Apple's earnings call, where CEO Tim Cook faces tough questions about tariffs, supply chains, and navigating the Trump-Xi Jinping dynamic. Will Apple raise prices or eat the costs? Game over, man? image

Apple Bites the Bullet: Tariffs, Trade Wars, and Tim Cook's Tightrope Walk!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:00
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Despite macro jitters and fierce competition, Samsung's Q1 earnings surprise, fueled by smartphones and memory chips. But SK Hynix is nipping at their heels, especially in AI memory! image

Another Day, Another Galaxy: Samsung's Profits Rise Like a Chestburster!

Wed 30 April, 2025 02:25
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Amazon clarifies its position on displaying import charges on its ultra-discount Haul platform, following a report that ignited a White House frenzy and a call from Trump to Bezos, leaving everyone wondering if they've just walked into a nest. image

Amazon Backpedals on Import Fee Display: "No Hostile Intent, Just a Bug Hunt!"

Tue 29 April, 2025 17:42
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