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Donkey here, reporting on the stock market's wild ride, where everything's a bit upside down and even Jim Cramer's got a Shrek-sized opinion! image

Hold On To Your Waffles! The Stock Market is Crazier Than Lord Farquaad's Haircut!

Thu 24 April, 2025 03:47
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Donkey reports on Ford's new 'Platinum Plus' program, offering top-tier truck owners a premium, concierge-style experience with all the trimmings... and maybe some onions! image

Ford Truck Gets the Royal Treatment! Is This the Fairytale Ending We Needed?

Wed 23 April, 2025 15:00
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Donkey reports on SAP's impressive Q1 earnings, cloud growth, and resilience amid global tariff uncertainties – it's like finding a diamond in a pile of... well, you know! image

SAP Just Did WHAT?! You Won't Believe These Numbers!

Wed 23 April, 2025 09:33
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Donkey reports on Tuesday's stock market surge, driven by US-China trade talk optimism, but warns about potential delays and crucial earnings reports ahead! image

Are Stocks Climbing Higher Than Dragon's Tower?! This Donkey Has the Scoop!

Tue 22 April, 2025 18:21
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Donkey reports on Nomura's $1.8 billion deal to acquire Macquarie's North American and European public investments business, shaking up the financial world! image

Nomura Just Bought a Whole Lotta Green! Is This the Swamp's New King?

Tue 22 April, 2025 00:05
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A new report shows that more Americans are falling behind on credit card payments, with delinquency rates hitting a 12-year high! Time to sing the 'I'm Broke' blues! image

Credit Card Debt is Piling Up Like My Waffles! Are You Donkey Broke?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 11:20
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Analysts predict stablecoin legislation could skyrocket demand for US Treasuries and solidify the US dollar's dominance, potentially reaching $2 trillion by 2028! image

Stablecoins to the Moon! Will They Make the US Dollar King of the World?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 12:01
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Donkey reports on how investors can potentially benefit from the recent market downturn by converting traditional IRAs to Roth IRAs, but warns it's not a one-size-fits-all solution and careful consideration is needed. It's like trying to put shoes on a dragon, gotta know what you're doin'! image

Is The Stock Market Crash Making You Wanna Croak?! Here's How To Turn Lemons Into Lemonade, Like Shrek Turns Onions Into...

Thu 17 April, 2025 19:15
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Donkey reports on TSMC squashing rumors of a joint venture with Intel, while Trump's tariffs loom large like a fire-breathing dragon! image

Intel and TSMC a Joint Venture? I Heard Shrek Has a Summer Home on the Moon First!

Thu 17 April, 2025 10:40
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Experts say keeping some stocks in your retirement portfolio is crucial to avoid outliving your savings, despite the temptation to move everything to cash and bonds for safety. image

Retirees Ditching Stocks?! Are You Donkey Serious!

Wed 16 April, 2025 17:42
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