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The pharmaceutical industry is betting big on antibody-drug conjugates (ADCs) to replace chemotherapy, delivering targeted punches to cancer cells with fewer side effects. Even I, Chuck Norris, am impressed by the sheer power and precision, but there's still work to be done. image

Chuck Norris Approved: Chemotherapy's Days Are Numbered Thanks to These New Cancer-Crushing ADCs!

Tue 17 June, 2025 11:41
4 minutes to read

Chuck Norris weighs in on the Minnesota assassination case, delivering justice with a roundhouse kick of truth and a six-shooter of satire. image

Chuck Norris on Minnesota Manhunt: Justice Served...My Way!

Mon 16 June, 2025 17:48
2 minutes to read

Amidst tragedy and escalating global tensions, the Paris Air Show must go on, and Chuck Norris is here to make sure it does, with a roundhouse kick of resilience and a side of good ol' aviation economics. image

Boeing Takes a Dive! Chuck Norris Kicks Paris Air Show into High Gear Despite Disaster!

Sun 15 June, 2025 11:11
3 minutes to read

The nation's capital witnessed a military parade showcasing America's might, while protests erupted across the country, all under the watchful eye of, well, me. image

Trump's Army Birthday Bash: Chuck Norris Approves (With a Roundhouse Kick of Truth)

Sun 15 June, 2025 00:18
3 minutes to read

The U.S. aids Israel in shooting down Iranian missiles as tensions escalate, proving once again that Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate, he dominates…but sometimes, a little help is needed. image

Chuck Norris: When Diplomacy Fails, the U.S. Military Steps In (And I'm Not Just Talking About Movies)

Fri 13 June, 2025 20:09
2 minutes to read

Chuck Norris breaks down the recent tensions between Iran and Israel, reminding everyone that peace is always the best weapon (followed closely by a well-aimed spinning back kick). image

Iran's Drone Swarm Meets Chuck Norris: A Lesson in Respect and Roundhouse Kicks

Fri 13 June, 2025 07:38
2 minutes to read

Chime, the online banking company, goes public with a valuation haircut, but is it a roundhouse kick to traditional banks or just a gentle breeze? image

Chime's IPO: Is It Ringing the Bell or Just a Practice Gong? Chuck Norris Weighs In!

Thu 12 June, 2025 17:10
3 minutes to read

Chuck Norris analyzes today's market trends, Nvidia's AI dominance, and consumer strength, all while delivering bone-crushing truths about the economy. image

Chuck Norris Approved: Inflation Fears Take a Roundhouse Kick to the Face!

Wed 11 June, 2025 18:33
2 minutes to read

Chuck Norris breaks down the potential 2.5% Social Security boost for 2026, inflation's impact, and why seniors need more than just a COLA to survive. image

Chuck Norris on Social Security: 2.5% COLA? I Roundhouse Kick Inflation Higher!

Wed 11 June, 2025 18:16
2 minutes to read

The Nintendo Switch 2 launches with a vengeance, selling over 3.5 million units in four days, leaving retailers trembling in its wake. Shortages? Not if Chuck Norris has anything to say about it. image

Nintendo Switch 2 Demolishes Sales Records: Chuck Norris Approves (or Else)

Wed 11 June, 2025 06:51
2 minutes to read