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Chuck Norris breaks down the latest economic news, from Trump's policies to Tesla's rollercoaster and the threat of Chinese stock delisting. Spoiler alert: America always wins. image

Is Trump About To Roundhouse Kick the Economy Back Into Shape!?

Wed 23 April, 2025 06:30
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JPMorgan warns investors about the high volatility of AI cloud company CoreWeave, citing customer concentration and economic uncertainty, but Chuck Norris offers a roundhouse kick of perspective. image

CoreWeave Stock Too Wild Even For Wall Street! Can Chuck Norris Tame It?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 18:17
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Walmart, Target, and Home Depot CEOs brave the Oval Office to discuss tariffs with Trump, while Chuck Norris contemplates the impact on the price of lumber and ammo. image

Trump Meets Retail Giants! But Will Their Prices Survive My Roundhouse Kick?

Mon 21 April, 2025 21:04
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As the U.S. tightens export controls on Nvidia, Chinese companies like Huawei are stepping up their AI chip game, but can they truly fill the void? image

China's AI Chip Revolution! Can Huawei REALLY Beat Nvidia?!

Mon 21 April, 2025 07:51
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Volvo announces layoffs at U.S. facilities citing market uncertainty and tariff-related concerns, but Chuck Norris is here to deliver a swift dose of reality and maybe a spinning back fist. image

Volvo Messes With Texas! 800 Jobs Face Roundhouse Kick!

Fri 18 April, 2025 22:33
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Chinese tea chain Chagee makes a splashy Nasdaq debut, planning a US expansion amidst US-China trade tensions. Chuck Norris shares his take on this beverage brawl! image

Chagee Defies Trade War! Can This Chinese Tea Chain Brew Success in the US?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 18:06
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Chuck Norris breaks down Lyft's bold move to conquer Europe by acquiring FreeNow, assessing its chances against Uber and other giants. image

Lyft Buys European Ride-Hailing App FreeNow For 199 Million! But Can It Survive Chuck Norris?

Thu 17 April, 2025 09:48
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Scale AI partners with Qatar to bring AI into education, civil service, and more, while eyeing a massive revenue surge and a sky-high valuation. But remember, AI might be smart, but it can't do a roundhouse kick like I can. image

Artificial Intelligence Set to Explode in Qatar Thanks to Scale AI Partnership! Can Anyone Stop It?

Wed 16 April, 2025 16:08
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Germany's massive stimulus package is set to shake up its economy, and Deutsche Bank has picked the stocks that Chuck Norris... uh, investors should watch. image

Germany Just Messed With Texas! Stimulus Package Unleashed!

Wed 16 April, 2025 07:25
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Chuck Norris analyzes how Trump-era tariffs are still kicking Amazon sellers, forcing them to adjust pricing and strategies in a world where even Prime delivery can't outrun global economics. image

Amazon Sellers Tremble Before the Might of Tariffs! Chuck Norris Knows the Real Price!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:39
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