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Stocks tank as world tensions rise, Amazon shuffles its health biz, and some dude joins Meta. Ay, Caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, Wall Street! Market Meltdown and Amazon's Health Kick!

Fri 13 June, 2025 19:04
3 minutes to read

Trump and Biden are at each other's throats over interest rates, leaving us Springfielders wondering if we'll ever afford another Krusty Burger. image

Eat My Shorts, Fed! Trump and Biden Brawl Over Interest Rates!

Thu 12 June, 2025 19:14
2 minutes to read

Bart Simpson reports on the U.S. dollar's recent dip and what it means for your allowance... er, investments! image

Eat My Shorts, Dollar! Greenback Takes a Dive!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:00
3 minutes to read

Oil prices jump as Trump throws shade at Iran's nuclear talks, threatens airstrikes, and pulls out some troops. Is this gonna be another 'cowabunga' moment, or a real Homer Simpson-level disaster? image

Eat My Shorts, Iran! Trump's Nuke Tango Gets Spicy!

Thu 12 June, 2025 12:09
2 minutes to read

Bart Simpson reports on the ongoing saga of Tesla's stock, Elon Musk's social media escapades, and his on-again, off-again feud with Donald Trump. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, Trump! Tesla's Rollercoaster Ride (Again!)

Wed 11 June, 2025 18:10
2 minutes to read

Nvidia's Jensen Huang is suddenly stoked about quantum computers solving real-world problems, ditching his earlier '20-year wait' prediction. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, Moore's Law! Nvidia Boss Says Quantum Computing is, Like, Totally Awesome Now!

Wed 11 June, 2025 10:25
3 minutes to read

Google's internal learning platform, Grow, gets a radical AI-focused makeover, leaving behind courses on 3D printing and personal finance in a bid to stay relevant in the AI race. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, Rubik's Cube! Google Ditches Fun for AI Overload!

Tue 10 June, 2025 18:46
2 minutes to read

Bart Simpson reports on how AI is making venture capitalists throw money at startups like Milhouse at a Krusty Burger. image

Eat My Shorts, AI! Venture Capitalists Go Bonkers Over Tech Startups!

Tue 10 June, 2025 10:09
2 minutes to read

Top trade officials from the U.S. and China are pow-wowing in London to try and sort out their ongoing trade beef. Will they shake on it, or will things get worse than Milhouse trying to impress Lisa? image

Eat My Shorts, Trade War! Trump's Guys Meet China in London!

Mon 09 June, 2025 15:18
2 minutes to read

China eases rare earth export restrictions for U.S. and European auto giants, averting potential production shutdowns. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, Rare Earth Shortage! China Throws a Lifeline to Car Makers!

Mon 09 June, 2025 07:57
2 minutes to read