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The Trump Organization is selling 'Trump 2028' merchandise, sparking speculation about a potential third presidential term for Donald Trump, despite constitutional limitations. image

Yeah, Baby! Trump's Got Me Saying '2028' - Is a Third Term Really in the Cards?

Thu 24 April, 2025 21:33
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Austin Powers reports on Deutsche Bank's sudden change of heart on the stock market, blaming those dastardly tariffs and potential approval rating dips. Oh, behave! image

Groovy Gloom: Deutsche Bank Dumps Disco Optimism on Wall Street!

Thu 24 April, 2025 13:20
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Even the bulls are feeling the pinch as trade tensions and tariff tantrums threaten to Austin Powers' chances of living lavishly! image

Groovy Baby! Wall Street's Mojo Slippin' as Stock Market Gets a Tariff Tangle!

Thu 24 April, 2025 13:20
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Former South Korean President Moon Jae-in indicted for bribery related to his son-in-law's employment at a Thai airline; a swing and a miss? image

Groovy Baby Ex-President Busted in Alleged Thai Bribe Scandal! Is This My Doing?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 02:37
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A far out look at the stock market's latest twists and turns, from Duolingo's linguistic leap to Tesla's electric slide, yeah! image

Groovy Moves in the Stock Market! Is Your Portfolio Feeling the Love, Baby!?

Wed 23 April, 2025 16:13
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Activist investor Elliott takes a major stake in BP, shaking things up faster than you can say 'Yeah, baby!,' as the oil giant pivots back to fossil fuels, leaving environmentalists doing the 'Austin Powers' frustrated scream. image

Elliott's Groovy Gambit! Is BP About to Get a Whole Lot Shaggier?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 09:16
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Amidst escalating trade tensions and potential tariffs, experts suggest purchasing smartphones now to avoid potential price hikes, especially with new iPhone releases on the horizon. image

iPhones to Double in Price?! Groovy Baby, Better Buy Now!

Tue 22 April, 2025 16:57
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Austin Powers reports on Nomura's acquisition of Macquarie's U.S. and European public asset management businesses for a groovy $1.8 billion. image

Nomura Buys Macquarie's Businesses For HOW MUCH!?

Tue 22 April, 2025 01:55
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The world mourns the passing of Pope Francis, a groovy reformer who shook up the Catholic Church and won hearts worldwide. image

Pope Francis Dead?! Oh Behave!

Mon 21 April, 2025 10:26
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Elliott Investment Management takes a $1.5 billion position in Hewlett Packard Enterprise, eyeing strategic improvements and a potential boost in shareholder value. Yeah, baby! image

Groovy Baby! Elliott Investments Buys Stake in Hewlett Packard Enterprise! Is HPE About to Get a Whole Lot Shaggier?

Sat 19 April, 2025 12:03
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