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Walmart expands its drone delivery service to more states, promising faster delivery of essential items like eggs, ice cream, and, of course, Mountain Dew. image

Walmart Drones Incoming! Delivering Your Tendies Faster Than You Can Say 'Bald'

Thu 05 June, 2025 21:59
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Stellantis resurrects the legendary Hemi V-8 for Ram 1500 trucks after admitting their attempt to force efficient engines on customers was a colossal screw-up. Asmongold reacts. image

Hemi's Back, Baby! Ram Admits Their Mistake and I'm Here For It!

Thu 05 June, 2025 18:24
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The Trump administration's attempt to slash the Education Department's workforce hits another snag as a federal appeals court refuses to lift the block on layoffs. Is this an 'oof' moment for real? image

Trump's Education Department Layoff Debacle: Is This the End?

Wed 04 June, 2025 22:51
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Fantuan, a Vancouver-based startup, is making waves in the Asian food delivery market by focusing on authentic cuisine and building trust with local businesses, potentially carving out a niche alongside giants like Uber Eats and DoorDash. image

Fantuan: Is This the Asian Food Delivery App That Will ACTUALLY Make You Go Bald?

Mon 02 June, 2025 15:14
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Donald Trump's Truth Social is edging closer to launching a Bitcoin ETF, potentially shaking up the crypto market and drawing fire from Gensler! image

Is TRUMP PUMPING CRYPTO?! Truth Social ETF Filing Sends Shockwaves Through the Market!

Wed 04 June, 2025 00:00
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Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook warns that Trump's tariffs could reverse recent inflation progress and negatively impact the labor market. Buckle up, buttercups! image

Lisa Cook Says Tariffs Incoming! Incoming! Economy About To Get Rekt, Says Fed Official

Tue 03 June, 2025 17:37
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A whirlwind of Wall Street woes and wins, from Gap's fashion fumble to Ulta Beauty's cosmetic coup, and everything in between. My takes included, of course. image

Dudes, My Bank Account's Crying: Gap's Drip is Drowning, While Ulta's Got Me Looking Like a Million Gold!

Thu 29 May, 2025 21:12
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Best Buy feels the sting of tariffs, cutting forecasts and leaving gamers wondering if they can still afford their precious electronics. Get ready for some REAL takes! image

Best Buy's Bleak Outlook: Tariffs, Tears, and the Almighty Dollar!

Thu 29 May, 2025 14:25
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E.l.f. Cosmetics drops a cool billion on Hailey Bieber's Rhode, because apparently, we all need more skincare. Or do we? image

E.L.F. Buys Rhode?! Is This Peak Capitalism or Just Good Business, Guys?

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:02
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John Laurinaitis flips, agrees to testify against Vince McMahon in bombshell sex trafficking lawsuit. Buckle up, things are about to get wild. image

Vince McMahon's Nightmare: Co-Defendant Singing Like a Canary! Is This The End?

Wed 28 May, 2025 16:15
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