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Mattel CEO Ynon Kreiz pours cold water on Trump's tariff hopes, saying toy manufacturing isn't coming back to the US, and they're just gonna raise prices anyway. FeelsBadMan. image

Mattel CEO Says Trump's Tariffs Won't Bring Toy Manufacturing Back to America: 'Get Real, Dude!'

Tue 06 May, 2025 13:22
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Asmongold breaks down the S&P 500's recent performance, highlighting the winners (CrowdStrike, Broadcom) and losers (Starbucks, Bristol-Myers Squibb) in the tariff-stricken market, with his signature blend of humor and cynicism. image

Dodge Tariffs, Embrace Gains: Asmongold's Take on the S&P 500 Rollercoaster

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:20
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Asmongold breaks down Treasury Secretary Bessent's pitch to global investors on Trump's economic agenda – tariffs, tax cuts, and deregulation – and asks, 'Whose Azeroth is this, anyway?' image

Trump's 'Harvest' Plan: Is It Just a Loot Piñata for the Ultra-Rich?

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:23
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NPR and PBS CEOs are lawyering up after Trump's executive order threatens to defund public broadcasting. Local news and Sesame Street are on the line, so you know it's serious. image

Trump's Funding Cuts to NPR and PBS: Are We Screwed, Dudes?

Sun 04 May, 2025 18:01
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Asmongold breaks down the recent stock market surge, identifies potentially overbought tech giants like Microsoft and Netflix, and questions whether a pullback is on the horizon. Also, he's got takes on the tariffs, because of course he does. image

Tech Bubble About To POP?! Asmongold Reacts to Overbought Stocks!

Sat 03 May, 2025 11:46
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Block (formerly Square) stock plunges after a disappointing earnings report, with analysts pointing fingers at Cash App's stagnant user growth and uncertain monetization strategy. Will Jack Dorsey pull off a miracle, or is this the beginning of the end? image

Block's Cash App Catastrophe: Is Jack Dorsey Cooking Up a Hail Mary or Just Burning the Tendies?

Fri 02 May, 2025 14:25
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Apple reports decent Q2 results with iPhone sales exceeding expectations, but a slight miss in services revenue and cautious outlook leave investors feeling like they just pulled a Leeroy Jenkins. image

Apple's Results: Good Enough? Or Are We All Gonna Be Homeless?

Fri 02 May, 2025 00:43
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Meta obliterates earnings expectations, showing advertising resilience amidst macroeconomic uncertainties and potential tariff impacts, proving they are indeed, the safest dodgeball team around. image

Zuckerberg's Zuck-cess: Meta Soars Despite Tariff Terrors!

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:04
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Asmongold reacts to the latest unemployment claims data, dissecting the numbers, blaming New York, and questioning everything while maintaining a healthy dose of skepticism. image

Unemployment Claims SPIKE?! Is This the END of the American Dream? (Probably Not, But Let's RAGE!)

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:28
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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's Worldcoin project, which scans irises for identity verification and cryptocurrency, is launching in the US. But is it innovative or invasive? Let's dive into the drama, baldness, and potential for a real-life Black Mirror episode. image

Sam Altman Wants to Scan Your Eyeballs for Crypto: Is This the Future or a Dystopian Nightmare?

Thu 01 May, 2025 02:10
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