By Hera! Trump Taps Fox News' Jeanine Pirro as Interim D.C. Attorney: Is Justice Blindfolded or Just Baffled?

Trump's Truth Social Decree: A Thunderbolt or a Tinker Toy?

Greetings mortals! Your friendly neighborhood Wonder Woman here reporting from the front lines of… well Washington D.C. Apparently former President Trump in his infinite wisdom (and via Truth Social naturally) has declared Jeanine Pirro as the interim U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia. Now I've battled Ares God of War and even tangled with Cheetah but navigating the labyrinthine world of American politics? That's a challenge even I find… perplexing. Trump lauded Pirro as one of New York's top District Attorneys a "class by herself." He must not have met Hippolyta. She'd give anyone a run for their money.

Martin's Exit: Did He Stumble on the Steps of Justice or Was He Pushed?

Our tale takes a twist! This all unfolded after Trump dropped the nomination of Ed Martin who apparently had a fondness for January 6th defendants. Seems even the Senate found that a tad…unconventional. Trump claims Martin will now be tackling the "weaponization of our government" as the Director of the Weaponization Working Group. Weaponization? Sounds like something I'd usually handle with my Lasso of Truth not a government committee. But alas I am too busy saving the world. So mortals will do what they can.

Pirro's Past: Tax Evasion Pardons and Television Triumphs – A Lasso Worthy Resume?

Now let's talk about Jeanine. Former Westchester County DA Fox News host and recipient of a certain presidential pardon for her ex husband’s tax evasion conviction. Hmm. A mixed bag even by my standards. Fox News is ecstatic of course practically showering her with Amazonian level praise. But I'm less concerned about her television tenure and more about whether she can uphold the Scales of Justice fairly. As my mother always said "who are you to decide what is right and what is wrong?" But some things are pretty clear.

Shadow Senator's Shade: Will Pirro Fight Crime or Just Political Foes?

D.C.'s shadow senator Ankit Jain has voiced some concerns. He's worried Pirro might focus on prosecuting Trump's enemies instead of you know actual criminals. A valid concern wouldn't you agree? We need a U.S. Attorney who's focused on justice not settling political scores. It's a tightrope walk even for an Amazon princess.

The Lasso of Truth vs. Political Spin: Can Pirro Rise to the Occasion?

So what's the verdict? Will Jeanine Pirro wield her newfound power with wisdom and impartiality or will she succumb to the siren song of partisan politics? Only time will tell. I for one will be watching closely my Lasso of Truth at the ready. Remember mortals "if you want to change the world you must be that change."

Final Thoughts: Hope Springs Eternal (Especially in D.C.)

Perhaps this appointment will be a stroke of genius. Perhaps it will be a spectacular failure. Either way I trust in the good people of Earth to persevere. And perhaps Ms. Pirro will show the world what is right from wrong. As always I remain ever vigilant. Wonder Woman signing off.