This Is The Way... To the Library? Trump's Lawyer Now Keeper of the Books

I Have Spoken... About Books?

Well this is unexpected. Looks like the galaxy's got itself a new librarian and by the looks of it a pretty controversial one. Seems this Todd Blanche fella a mouthpiece for some guy named Trump is now in charge of all the books. All the books! I've faced down Krayt dragons that seemed less frightening than a room full of angry scholars. This is the way I guess...if the way is paved with legal jargon and political maneuvering.

No Disintegrations! Just Replaced Librarians

So the story goes that the previous librarian a 'Carla Hayden,' was given the boot for being too 'woke.' Woke? Is that some kind of new spice from Kessel? The White House must not like sand too because I heard a lot of sand talk about her 'agenda'. Now Blanche is stepping in along with some other folks who apparently know their way around dusty tomes and legal loopholes. This sounds like a job for bounty hunters or at least a strongly worded letter.

Copyrights Are Part of the Mandalorian Code...

And then there's this whole thing about copyrights and artificial intelligence. Seems some shiny bucketheads are trying to learn from our stories and compete with the real deal. This 'Shira Perlmutter' was pushed out after trying to stop the bots from stealing everything. Something tells me credits are involved. This is getting complicated and I am starting to think this is a job for IG 11 or maybe even Grogu. He is good with buttons!

Anonymous Sources? This Is Getting Shady

The report mentioned anonymous sources yakking to the Associated Press. No one wants to go on record about this. You know what that means? It's shady. Like a Hutt's accounting practices. I trust my instincts and my instincts say someone's trying to pull a fast one. Maybe I need to track down these sources and have a 'conversation' with them. For the information of course.

This is The Way To Political Payback.

Apparently this Trump character has been cleaning house getting rid of anyone he thinks is against him. Sounds like someone has a bounty on his head. It is all just a game of galactic chess with librarians as the pawns? I've seen less cutthroat dealings on Tatooine.

Mudhorn Signet or Dewey Decimal System?

I'm still trying to figure out what a librarian even does. Is there beskar in the books? Can I trade credits for knowledge? I guess I'll leave that to the experts...or at least whoever's in charge now. Just hoping they don't start making me read bedtime stories to Grogu from the Congressional Record. Now that’s one way to lose a foundling.