The DOJ Just Missed a Deadline! You Won't Believe What Happened Next!

This is the Way... Or Is It?

A Mando doesn't miss deadlines. It's bad for business. But seems like the Department of Justice well they ain't Mandalorians. They had a little dust up with a federal judge in Maryland. Seems they were supposed to tell her how they're planning to get this Kilmar Abrego Garcia fella back from some El Salvador slammer. He got deported see because someone messed up. An 'administrative error,' they call it. I call it sloppy. This is not the way.

Impracticable? I Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing...

The DOJ bless their hearts told the judge her 11:30 a.m. deadline was "impracticable." Impracticable? Try tracking a bounty across the Outer Rim with a busted thruster. That's impracticable. This sounds like someone needed to use their disintegrator. Alas no disintegrators. And the Supreme Court done told them to 'share what they can'. This is the way... to not be straight forward.

The Supreme Court Has Spoken!

The Supreme Court in its infinite wisdom chimed in. They said the judge needed to be a little more shall we say hands off when it comes to bossing around the Executive Branch. Apparently they're touchy about foreign affairs. But they also told the DOJ to spill the beans on what they're doing to fix this mess. It's like trying to herd nerf herders I tell you. Next thing you know there will be credits coming from all places.

Judge Xinis Ain't Messing Around

This Judge Xinis she ain't backing down. She wants details. Where's Abrego Garcia? What have they done to bring him back? What ARE they going to do? She's on a mission a mission she's choosing to accept to bring the man back! Sounds like she's got a pretty good handle on things. She's like a one woman Mandalorian.

Hurry Up We're Burning Daylight!

The judge is breathing down their necks. The Supreme Court is watching. And some poor bloke is stuck in a foreign prison because of a paperwork snafu. The pressure is on bucket heads. Time to stop dragging your feet and get this guy home. Or face the consequences... This is the way. No this needs to be the way.

I Have Spoken

Now if you'll excuse me I have a bounty to track down. And I'm not missing any deadlines. Remember: This is the way. Unless it involves paperwork. Then maybe it's more of a 'we'll get to it when we get to it' kinda way. I have spoken.