Up, Up, and Away...With Trade Deals! (But Shhh, It's a Secret!)

A Bird A Plane It's a Trade Deal...Almost!

Greetings citizens of Earth! Your friendly neighborhood Superman here reporting on a development that even I found a tad perplexing. It seems Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick has revealed that the Trump administration has a trade deal... almost. Like Lois Lane dangling from a skyscraper it's close but not quite in my grasp for a safe landing. Lutnick was quoted saying he needs approval from the other country's prime minister and parliament. Which I expect shortly! Will it happen faster than a speeding bullet? Only time will tell my friends only time will tell.

Not China? More Like 'Not Kryptonite!'

Now before Lex Luthor starts plotting economic world domination let's clarify: this deal *isn't* with China. Apparently Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent has his hands full with that particular Fortress of Solitude sized challenge. Lutnick mentioned his portfolio is the rest of the world's trade deals. So while Bessent battles the economic Brainiacs in the East Lutnick is... well he's doing something somewhere! I'll try to investigate further but I can't be everywhere at once... though I do try.

Tariff ic Times and a 90 Day Stay of Execution

Remember 'Liberation Day,' when tariffs rained down like green kryptonite? Well many of those levies have been paused for 90 days. A temporary reprieve much like when I toss a villain into a conveniently placed Phantom Zone projector. China however isn't so lucky; tariffs there have been cranked up higher than Perry White's blood pressure when he sees a typo in the *Daily Planet*. It seems Trump's administration has received dozens of calls from countries wanting a deal. Let’s hope something good comes out of this soon.

Wall Street Rollercoaster: Higher than a Rocket!

The uncertainty around tariffs has been giving Wall Street a bumpy ride. We saw some scary dips after the initial tariff rollout scarier than a Bizarro version of a bull market! But fear not Earthlings! Stocks have rebounded recently soaring higher than when I race the Flash (although between you and me I usually let him win). This deal even in its half baked state seems to have injected some super serum into the market's veins.

Who's the Mystery Partner? Place Your Bets!

So who's the lucky country about to sign on the dotted line? The rumor mill is churning faster than I can fly around the world. Japan South Korea and India are the frontrunners. Stay tuned dear readers! I'll use my X ray vision to peek into Lutnick's briefcase and see if I can uncover the truth. But don't tell anyone I said that Perry would have my cape for lunch!

Breaking News! Or Is It Just Teasing News?

This situation remains fluid folks. More volatile than a LexCorp experimental weapon. Keep refreshing your feeds and I'll do my best to keep you updated. Remember 'There is a right and a wrong in the universe and the distinction is not hard to make.' Let's hope this trade deal falls on the right side.