Trump's Third Term Power-Up?! Goku Investigates!

Kamehame Huh?! What's This 'Trump 2028' Business?

Heya it's Goku! I've been training hard trying to get stronger than ever but then I heard about this… 'Trump 2028' stuff? Apparently the Trump Organization is selling hats and shirts with that written on them! Is he planning on pulling a Frieza and coming back for another round after everyone thought he was gone? I thought the rule was two terms and you're out like when I gotta go back to the Other World for a bit! Even I know the rules!

Rewrite the Rules? More Like Break the Rules!

They're even selling shirts that say "Rewrite the Rules"! What's that all about? Are they trying to change the Constitution like Bulma trying to tweak the Dragon Radar? The 22nd Amendment says you can only be president twice! It's like saying I can only go Super Saiyan once! That just won't do! But hey maybe he's just trying to sell more stuff. Gotta respect the hustle even if it is a little… weird.

Trump Speaks! 'I Like Working!'

I heard Trump himself said he 'likes working.' Well I like fighting strong guys but that doesn't mean I get to fight them whenever I want! There are rules! Even Beerus has rules kinda. And apparently some people want him to run again in 2028 he said it himself! It's like when Krillin tries to convince me to train with him even though he knows I'm way stronger. Bless his heart!

Bannon's Bold Prediction: January 20 2029?!

This guy Bannon is saying Trump will be president on January 20 2029! That's like saying I'll become a Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan 2! It sounds cool but is it even possible? Bannon even said they have a 'team' working on it. Sounds like a new villain saga is brewing! I wonder if I'll have to go Super Saiyan Blue to stop this!

A Constitution Amendment? That's Some Serious Shenron Summoning!

I heard there's even a guy named Ogles who wants to change the Constitution! That's like using the Dragon Balls to wish for immortality! It sounds tempting but it's not fair! Plus what about all the other presidents who only got two terms? Are they gonna be like 'Hey I want a turn too!'? This whole thing is messier than my house after a training session.

Goku's Final Verdict: Let's Keep Things Fair Guys!

Look I'm all for a good challenge but let's keep things fair okay? The rules are there for a reason. If you start bending them next thing you know Frieza will be back for a fourth fifth maybe even a hundredth time! Let's focus on getting stronger and better within the rules just like I do with my training! Ka me ha me… HEY! Let's keep things exciting but let's keep 'em fair!