Trump Goes Super Saiyan in the Middle East: Power Levels Over 9000!

Kamehame WOW! A Royal Welcome Fit for a Super Saiyan

Hey everyone it's Goku! Heard about Trump's trip to the Middle East? Talk about a senzu bean fueled power boost for international relations! They rolled out the red carpet or maybe I should say the gold plated carpet! Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman greeted him right on the runway! Even I don't get that kind of reception when I arrive on Namek! And get this Qatar had Tesla Cybertrucks and dudes on horseback escorting him. It was like a scene from one of those fancy tournaments I always miss because I'm off training. "As a construction guy this is perfect marble," Trump said gesturing to the walls and columns of the palace. "This is what they call perfecto. We appreciate those camels," he added. "I haven't seen camels like that in a long time. And really we appreciate it very much."

Deals Bigger Than a Spirit Bomb!

These guys aren't messing around. Qatar and the U.S. agreed on a $1.2 TRILLION 'economic exchange'! That's enough to buy a whole lot of gravity chambers! Saudia Arabia is throwing down $600 billion into the U.S. and the UAE is promising $1.4 trillion over ten years. I'm not sure I can count that high even with King Kai's help! All this cash is meant to strengthen ties with the US and advance their own agendas. I hope they use some of that money to buy some training equipment too!

Low Oil Prices? No Problem for These Dragon Balls!

Okay so some folks are saying these numbers might be a bit... optimistic. Like when Vegeta says he's stronger than me right before getting his butt kicked by Cell. But hey even if the oil prices are low these guys are making it rain like a Super Saiyan after a good training session! They're buying Boeing jets by the hundreds and signing massive arms deals. It might take a while to pan out but the message is clear: they want to be best buddies with the U.S.!

A Race for Trump's Ki: Who Will Win?

Some say Saudi Arabia Qatar and the UAE are all competing for Trump's attention. It's like the Tournament of Power but with fewer ring outs and more oil money. But apparently they say it's more about competing with Europe for a closer relation with the U.S. administration. They wanna get their hands on some fancy American tech and secure a seat at the world leader table. I bet there's gonna be some awesome food there too! "Sure a lot of it is theater," he said. "But in this region signaling ambition is half the game. Even if only 50% sticks it's still an impactful play."

Bromance Power Up!

The bromance between Trump and Mohammed bin Salman is off the charts! They were praising each other like I praise a good fight. The Ritz Carlton in Riyadh was packed with big shot CEOs like Elon Musk. Meanwhile Trump and the leader of the UAE Mohammed bin Zayed were bragging about their 50 year friendship. It's like me and Krillin but with more handshakes and fewer bald jokes (sorry Krillin!). The warm body language and free flowing mutual compliments signified a stark difference in tone from visits to the country by officials from the Biden administration which were peppered with tension.

AI Chips and the Future: Is This Real Life or is This Just Fantasy?

The UAE is already seeing some sweet rewards. Apparently they might get to import a ton of Nvidia's super advanced H100 chips. That's like getting a direct line to Bulma for the latest tech! It'll help them build data centers and power up their AI models. But someone is saying that in an effort to be the 'biggest' the outlay by each country may actually create excess supply that surpasses demand in certain sectors. The future is here people and it's powered by money and really really smart robots! I wonder if they can help me train faster?