Trump Goes Super Saiyan Bargaining with Europe! Tariff Deadline Gets an Extension!

Kamehame Ha! More Time!

Hey everyone it's Goku! I heard some scuttlebutt about this President Trump guy and some tariffs with the European Union. Apparently he was gonna slap a 50% tariff on them but then this Ursula von der Leyen lady called him up. I guess she was like 'Please Mr. President give us more time! We need to train more!' And you know what? He actually gave them an extension! He pushed the deadline to July 9th 2025. That’s like… giving Frieza a Senzu Bean hoping he’ll play nice.

Power Levels Rising... Or Just Tempers?

This President Trump he's been all over the place! First he whacked the EU with 20% tariffs. Then he dropped it to 10% for a bit. But last week he was ready to unleash the full 50% Super Saiyan tariff power! He even said the EU's been 'very difficult to deal with.' Sounds like my fights with Vegeta always trying to one up each other.

Finding the Dragon Balls of Trade Agreements

Von der Leyen she says they had a 'good call.' That's what Piccolo says before he tries to blow up the planet! But seriously she thinks they can reach a deal if they have until July. She said the EU and US have a super important trade relationship. Maybe they can find the Dragon Balls of trade agreements and wish for a good deal for everyone!

This Isn't Even My Final Form!

Trump even said he's playing the game the way he knows how. Hmm sounds a bit like when I used the Kaio ken against Nappa. Risky but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do! But I'm hoping they can figure things out! I hate it when the Earth is at stake even if it's just the economy.

Can They Fuse for a Win Win?

It kinda sounds like everyone is about to do the fusion dance hoping to become one person but I think they should just have a nice long talk and find common ground. It's all a bit of a mess right now like trying to teach Hercule how to sense Ki. But hey at least there's more time to sort it out. Hopefully this deal turns out better than Master Roshi trying to train.

Let's Hope It's Not Another Cell Games...

So mark your calendars folks! July 9th is the new date. Will they get a deal? Will Trump go full Super Saiyan 3 on those tariffs? Only time will tell! I'm just hoping this doesn't turn into another Cell Games situation. Nobody wants that! But hey at least I get to keep training in the meantime. Maybe I'll try to unlock a new form!