Kamehame-HA! Supreme Court Justices Blast Trump's Citizenship Order!

Trump's Order: Stronger Than a Saiyan?

Heya! It's Goku! So this news is about some…interesting stuff. Apparently this dude Trump made an executive order about birthright citizenship. Sounds kinda like trying to wish away the Dragon Balls doesn't it? Anyway some Supreme Court folks like Sotomayor Kagan and Brown Jackson are giving the Justice Department a real run for their money. It's like when I'm sparring with Vegeta – lots of yelling and power moves! These justices are really questioning if Trump's order is even legal. They’re saying it might break some Supreme Court rules which is a big no no. I always try to follow the rules except when it comes to training then I always push past my limits! KAIO WHAT!?

Sotomayor's Super Saiyan Sass

Sotomayor is like the Piccolo of the group always serious and knowing the right move. She told the Justice Department lawyer that Trump's order might break like FOUR Supreme Court rules! That's a lot even for someone who's broken as many planets as Frieza. Kagan jumped in too and they both made it sound like Trump's order would stop the Supreme Court from making decisions! Can you imagine? It's like trying to stop me from eating! IMPOSSIBLE!

Kagan's Ki Blast of Questions

Kagan asked a really good question. She was all "What if Trump's order is wrong? Does everyone have to sue him separately?" That sounds like a real pain in the neck even for someone as patient as Gohan. The lawyer guy tried to give some answers but Kagan wasn't buying it. She probably sensed his power level was lower than Mr. Satan’s. HA!

Brown Jackson's Justice Beam

Then Brown Jackson comes in and she’s like if everyone needs a lawyer to stop the government from breaking the rules that doesn’t sound right. That sounds like a whole lot of paperwork. If people have to go to court and have lawyers and all that just so people are treated fairly it really makes no sense at all. Even I know that!

Trump's Truth Social Kamehameha!

Trump wrote on Truth Social that the citizenship thing was only for people who were enslaved before. Like what? That's a strange one. Also he says people take vacations to become citizens and laugh at the "SUCKERS" that we are that seems kind of harsh for someone in charge. It's like Frieza blaming the Saiyans for being too strong! He wants the Supreme Court to figure it out but…they're already trying to!

The Supreme Court's Spirit Bomb?

So the Supreme Court isn't deciding if Trump's order is correct but if judges can stop it everywhere or just in a few places. Sounds confusing right? It's like trying to understand Beerus’ motivations! Some states and groups are fighting against Trump's order. Hopefully they can figure it out. I gotta get back to training! I got a feeling something big is coming! Later!