Kamehame-HA! Judge Knocks Trump's Funding Freeze into Next Week!

President Trump Tries a Spirit Bomb... But it Fails!

Heya! It's Goku! I heard about this crazy thing happening down in the human world. Seems like President Trump tried to pull a fast one trying to stop some states from getting money for their roads and stuff. He wanted them to help him with immigration stuff or no moolah! Reminds me of Frieza trying to strong arm everyone on Namek! You can’t just go around taking what isn’t yours right? It's like when I’m trying to get the last Senzu bean but Krillin beats me to it. Unfair!

20 States Unite! Fusion HA!

So 20 states led by those clever Democratic governors weren't having any of it! They teamed up like me and Vegeta doing the Fusion dance and took the Trump administration to court. They said it was like holding them hostage! Like Raditz grabbing Gohan! You just don't do that! I bet they powered up their arguments like I power up my Kamehameha. It must have been a real showdown.

Judge Delivers a Super Kamehameha of Justice!

And guess what? This judge some guy named John McConnell who sounds pretty strong if you ask me said 'NO WAY!' He blocked Trump's plan saying those states are probably right in their fight. It was like a Super Kamehameha of Justice! The Trump team didn't even have a good comeback. Probably off training to go Super Saiyan 2 or something HA! They should have just wished for a better plan on the Dragon Balls if you ask me!

Sanctuary Cities: Like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber for Good Guys?

Now they're talking about these 'sanctuary jurisdictions' – places that don't always help the immigration folks. Sounds like a bunch of good guys trying to do the right thing! Kind of like when we hid Android 16 from Cell even though he was a powerful android. You gotta protect those who need it right? Unless they're trying to destroy the Earth then it's time for a Spirit Bomb!

Secretary Duffy Tries to Pull a Fast One Fails!

Apparently this Transportation Secretary dude Sean Duffy sent a message saying 'No help no money!' It's like saying 'No training no Senzu beans!' That's just mean! These states said he didn't have the power to do that just like King Cold had no power over Super Saiyan Goku. This whole thing reminds me of the time I had to figure out if I should use the Kaioken or not tough decisions!

The Fight Continues! This Isn't Even My Final Form!

So the fight's not over yet! These states are still battling to keep their money and the government might keep trying to pull something. It’s like me fighting Frieza... just when you think it’s over BAM! He transforms AGAIN! I'll be keeping an eye on this. Gotta make sure justice wins just like in the Cell Games! Remember folks always train hard and never give up! KA ME HA ME HAAAA!