Mother of Mercy! U.S.A. Strikes Iran! Is This the End of Boots?

The Whiskers of War Twitch!

Madre de Dios! Your favorite swashbuckling gato Puss in Boots brings you grave news from across the seas! It seems el Presidente Trump in a move that would make even Death himself raise an eyebrow has unleashed the might of the U.S. military upon Iran. Ay chihuahua! He claims they've struck three 'key nuclear facilities' – Fordo Natanz and Isfahan for those keeping score at home. Did someone say 'nuclear'? *Clutches tiny boots in fear*.

A Team Like No Other They Say...

Trump boasts that the U.S. and Israel are working 'as a team like perhaps no team has ever worked before.' Well I once teamed up with a donkey and a cookie and let me tell you THAT was a team for the ages! But seriously this alliance has 'erased this horrible threat to Israel,' according to el Presidente. He even gave a shout out to the 'great American patriots' flying those 'magnificent machines.' Magnificent? I hope they're as magnificent as my hat!

Peace or Tragedy? Choose Wisely Iran!

Now here's where it gets dicey. Trump warns Iran of 'tragedy far greater' than the recent events if peace doesn't come quickly. He claims this was the 'most difficult' target but warns there are 'many targets left,' ready to be taken out with 'precision speed and skill.' Is this a promise or a threat? Perhaps both! I for one prefer my conflicts with a healthy dose of witty banter and a well placed scratch not…*shudders*…bombs!

Bunker Busters and Pacific Flights!

Apparently these 'magnificent machines' included B 2 stealth bombers heading west over the Pacific Ocean. They were reportedly carrying the GBU 57 Massive Ordnance Penetrator – a 30,000 pound 'bunker buster.' ¡Ay caramba! It seems they're serious about this whole 'knocking down doors' business. But wouldn't a well placed paw swipe do the trick? Much more elegant I assure you.

Strait of Hormuz – The World Holds its Breath!

But here's the real kicker: if Iran decides to retaliate they could shut down the Strait of Hormuz a vital passage for 20% of the world's oil! Landmines jamming ship transponders… it sounds like a pirate's paradise gone wrong! I fear for the global economy but more importantly I fear for my supply of leche! A cat must have his milk after all.

Déjà Vu All Over Again?

This whole mess is tangled! Trump pulled out of the Obama era nuclear agreement claiming it failed. Israel's been threatening to strike Iran for ages. And even Trump's own intelligence director says Iran isn't building a nuclear weapon! What is happening?! One thing is sure this development could mean grave danger for not only me but for all the world. As a famous gato once said "I am death incarnate!" Oh wait...that was a terrifying wolf who was trying to kill me but still. Scary times.