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After two decades of footsie follies, the TSA may soon allow travelers to keep their shoes on, sparing us all from the indignity of sock-footed security lines. image

TSA to Travelers: Finally, You May Keep Your Boots On!

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:17
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The United States vows to send more defensive weapons to Ukraine as tensions with Russia escalate – a tale of bravery, strategy, and hopefully, no sudden urges to bury anyone alive. image

Ay, Caramba! Trump Draws His Sword Again – But This Time, It's for Ukraine!

Tue 08 July, 2025 02:39
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The U.S. is arming Ukraine with defensive weaponry to fend off those pesky Russian aggressors, as the land faces sky-high threats. Will it be enough to save the day? image

Ai Caramba! Trump Draws Steel: More Weapons Headed to Ukraine!

Tue 08 July, 2025 02:39
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Este artículo reveals one strategist's prediction of a significant market correction, leaving even this gato nervioso. Prepare for financial fandango! image

Ay, Caramba! Stock Market Crash Incoming? Puss in Boots Smells Trouble!

Mon 07 July, 2025 13:15
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Puss in Boots reports on Stifel's prediction of a looming stock market correction, filled with wit, swashbuckling commentary, and a dash of Leonidas. image

Madness! The Stock Market's About to Take a Dive, Says This Cat! (And Some Analyst Guy)

Mon 07 July, 2025 13:15
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The Oscar-winning actress opts for single motherhood, and experts say it's a sign of strength, not weakness! Holy frijoles, this is getting interesting! image

Charlize Theron Chooses the Solo Life: A Puss in Boots Investigation!

Sat 05 July, 2025 16:00
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The legendary Puss in Boots reports on the recent Microsoft layoffs, leaving no whisker unturned in this tale of woe and corporate downsizing. image

Microsoft's Purr-plexing Layoffs: A Cat-astrophe for Washington!

Thu 03 July, 2025 23:42
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Puss in Boots reports on the stock market's latest escapades: China's chip liberation, Datadog's triumphant S&P 500 entry, and Robinhood's slight tumble. image

Madre de Dios! Chip Exports, Crypto Dreams, and a Pinch of Robinhood Regret!

Thu 03 July, 2025 12:20
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Puss in Boots reports on the rise of AI-powered YouTubers and the potential 'AI slop' threatening the content landscape, wondering if even a legendary gato like himself can compete. image

Holy Frijoles! AI YouTubers are Stealing My Spotlight!

Wed 02 July, 2025 15:22
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Your favorite swashbuckling gato reports on how Trump's tariffs put a dent in Constellation Brands' treasure chest, but the brewer vows to keep the fiesta going! image

Ay, Chihuahua! Tariffs Bite Constellation Brands Like a Pack of Angry Chihuahuas!

Tue 01 July, 2025 20:53
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