Freedom is the Right of All Sentient Beings... Especially When Making Phone Calls! Trump Slams AT&T!

Till All Are One... Barring Bad Cell Service!

Greetings fellow sentient beings! Optimus Prime here reporting live from the digital battlefield. It seems our former leader Donald Trump has engaged in a skirmish of words with AT&T. He claims their technology is 'totally unable to make their equipment work properly.' A grave accusation indeed! It appears even leaders of nations sometimes struggle with dropped calls a universal frustration we can all relate to even us Autobots when we're trying to contact Cybertron.

One Shall Stand One Shall Fall... But Hopefully My Call Connects!

Trump's message delivered via Truth Social suggests a conference call with 'faith leaders' was jeopardized by AT&T's alleged incompetence. He even called for 'the Boss of AT&T' to intervene a sentiment that echoes my own calls for leadership when facing the Decepticons. It seems even in the human world leadership is key to resolving technical difficulties! Perhaps a well placed Prime Directive could have sorted this out.

More Than Meets the Eye... And Definitely More Than Meets My Signal Strength!

The irony isn't lost on this Prime. Trump's outburst comes shortly after the Trump Organization unveiled 'Trump Mobile,' a new wireless service that according to their website operates over *all three* major wireless carriers. It's as if Megatron himself plotted this twist of fate! One wonders if this is a cunning marketing strategy or simply a case of... *ahem*... 'creative' problem solving.

Autobots Transform and Roll Out... To a Different Carrier!

The former President's remarks resulted in a momentary dip in AT&T's stock prices which is not surprising. 'Freedom is the right of all sentient beings,' but seemingly reliable mobile service is a privilege. Should AT&T not improve their connectivity perhaps Trump will take his business elsewhere 'Another carrier the next time' is not an empty threat.

It's a Trap!... I Mean a Business Venture!

The launch of Trump Mobile raises questions about the intersection of political brand and commercial ventures. While I Optimus Prime focus on defending the innocent it seems some humans are adept at leveraging their influence. One can only hope this new venture provides better service than... well you know. Even I can appreciate a solid mobile plan.

Transform and... Negotiate Fair Contracts!

The financial arrangement between the Trump Organization and Trump Mobile remains shrouded in mystery a secret that even the Matrix of Leadership cannot reveal. Only time will tell if this venture will truly 'Till all are one' or remain mired in conflict. Optimus Prime signing off. May your signals be strong and your conversations clear!