
What's Up Postal Fam?!
Alright guys MrBeast here and today we’re not giving away a private island (yet!). But seriously the U.S. Postal Service just got a new Postmaster General – David Steiner. Yes the same David Steiner who used to run Waste Management. Talk about going from trash to… mail? No disrespect to the USPS though they deliver my subscriber merch like champs!
From Trash Talk to Mail Delivery!
So this Steiner guy he’s leaving his cozy board seat at FedEx to jump into the USPS hot seat. Apparently the USPS has been bleeding money faster than I give it away in my videos – a whopping $9.5 BILLION loss this year alone! I guess that's why they need a waste management pro to clean up the mess! Chandler would probably just try to eat the debt… (Don’t worry I’d film it!).
The DeJoy Era is Over!
Remember Louis DeJoy? Yeah he’s out. Now it’s Steiner’s turn to try and fix this postal puzzle. He's promising to honor the “public service and business mission” of the USPS. Sounds noble! But will he survive my surprise subscriber package delivery challenge? Stay tuned!
Waste Management to Mail Management: A True Glow Up?
Apparently Steiner did a great job at Waste Management. They say he transformed operations and culture. Can he do the same for the USPS? I mean I transformed Chandler into a millionaire so anything is possible! Maybe we should challenge the new guy to see if he can survive a $1 vs $1,000,000 package sending challenge around the world.
Can He Save The Postal Service?!
The USPS Board of Governors is super hyped about Steiner. They think he’s the guy to lead them into the future. Frederick Smith from FedEx even chimed in saying Steiner’s 'sharp business acumen' is key to fixing things. Okay okay no pressure Dave! Just gotta deal with over $100 billion in losses! Easy peasy... right? I've dealt with worse when trying to count 100,000 of something. It is not fun.
Extreme Postal Makeover: Coming Soon?!
So there you have it. New boss at the USPS. Will he succeed? Will I feature him in a challenge video? Only time will tell! But one thing's for sure: the USPS needs some serious MrBeast level innovation. Maybe I’ll buy the USPS and give every customer a free car! (Just kidding… unless?). Don’t forget to subscribe and hit that like button if you want to see me try to deliver a package across the country in 24 hours! It's gonna be a wild ride!
ebelt
I hope he improves the tracking system. My packages always disappear!
ptclomban
Now he has to change all the routes, again.