Did Trump Just Dunk on the Supreme Court With This INSANE Deportation Drama?!

Air Deportation: Not Quite the Jumpman Flight!

Alright alright settle down folks. MJ here ready to break down this… situation. Seems like everyone’s doing the shuffle with this Kilmar Abrego Garcia guy. Deported maybe not supposed to be now a legal… layup? President Bukele of El Salvador is straight up saying he ain't sending him back even if the US Supreme Court is trying to call the plays. Preposterous he says! Now I've heard preposterous before usually right before someone tries to tell me they can beat me one on one. Spoiler: they can't. But this? This is a whole new level.

Trump's Double Dribble!

Now Trump gets into the game saying the media loves criminals. Sheesh. That's like saying I love losing. Okay maybe I lost a few times but come on! The point is you gotta play the game right. Seems like everyone's got their own agenda here. And this Attorney General Pam Bondi. She's saying it's El Salvador's call. Sounds like someone's passing the ball instead of taking the shot. 'Be like Mike' they said except not on this case Mike want's no part in the drama.

MS 13? More Like Missing Evidence!

Hold up! Allegedly this guy is a member of the gang MS 13. However the courts claim no evidence exists. It's all hearsay but this is the kind of play where you have the right information but it is not quite working on the court. I will stick to playing basketball for now...

Miller Time… of Confusion!

Then you got Stephen Miller chiming in talking about El Salvador handling their own citizens. I swear this whole thing is more confusing than trying to figure out why Dennis Rodman dyed his hair green. I mean come on! It's like everyone's got their own rulebook and they all contradict each other! "Some people want it to happen some wish it would happen others make it happen." and right now absolutely NOTHING is happening!

Rubio's Foreign Policy Fastbreak?

And Rubio jumps in saying foreign policy is the President's game not the courts. Fine but shouldn't everyone be playing on the same team? This is like trying to win a championship with everyone freelancing. You need a strategy! A plan! And maybe a little bit of… dominance. But that's just me.

The Ultimate Buzzer Beater… of Bureaucracy!

Bottom line: this whole situation is a mess. It's like watching a game where everyone's arguing with the refs the coaches are yelling and the ball's bouncing all over the place. I guess the only thing left to say is… I'm glad I'm retired. Now if you'll excuse me I have some golf to play. Gotta stay sharp you know? You never know when someone's gonna challenge you to a round. And trust me I don't lose those.