It's-a Him! Mario Reports on Trump's Potential New Ride: A Qatar-iffic Deal or a Koopa Troopa Trap?

Mamma Mia! A Free Plane?

It's a me Mario! And let me tell you this news is more exciting than finding a hidden star! President Trump he's talking about a free plane! Qatar they're offering a Boeing 747 like the one they use to fly around their own Super Mario Bros. to America to hold a Kart race to be Air Force One while the new one is being built. Seems a Boeing is taking longer than it takes Luigi to finish a level! But like they say in the Mushroom Kingdom 'Here we go!'... into politics!

Boeing's Blooper: A Koopa Sized Delay

So Boeing they're moving slower than a Goomba trying to climb a beanstalk. Trump is a not happy saying the current Air Force One is older than my overalls! He compared it to the planes in Arab countries saying it's like "from a different planet." Ouch! Sounds like someone needs a Super Star to speed things up. Maybe I should a give them a fire flower then they can finish fast!

Qatar to the Rescue? Or is it a Piranha Plant?

Qatar bless their mushroom shaped hearts they knew about the delays. 'Wahoo!' they said 'We'd like to do something!' And what's more generous than a free plane? Trump thinks it's a "very nice gesture". But is it too good to be true? Is this a trap from Bowser? Only time will tell!

It's a Not Mine After All!

Trump he's a clear about one thing: He's a not using this plane after he's done. It's going straight to his presidential library. He said he could be "a stupid person" and say no to a free plane considering how much it costs to maintain these things. Smart move Mr. President! You save enough coins you get to enter the bonus stage!

But Wait There's a Catch!

Now not everyone's jumping for joy like they have a mushroom. Some politicians think it's a bit suspicious. They worry about foreign interference or spying. It's a like when I find a secret passage but there's a Boos waiting at the end! The White House they're saying everything is above board. They follow all the rules. 'We're transparent!' they shout. Just like a clear pipe in World 1 2!

End of Level!

So there you have it! A potential free plane a political rumble and Boeing's slow pace. Will Trump get his new Air Force One? Will this deal go through without a hitch? It's a all up in the air higher than I jump to reach that flagpole! Until next time remember: 'It's a me Mario!'