
Mama Mia! More Coins Flying Away!
It's a me Mario! And I've a got some news that's a gonna make you jump higher than when you grab a Super Mushroom! Netflix the streaming giant is a raising prices! Yes you heard a me right! It's like Bowser stealing all your coins but instead of a castle it's going to original shows and movies. Wahoo!
The Price is Going Up... Up... and Away!
So what's a the damage? The standard plan? Going from $15.49 to $17.99! The ad supported plan for those who like a watching commercials between their favorite shows is going up from $6.99 to $7.99. And for those who like a the premium experience it's a jumping from $22.99 to a whopping $24.99! It's a like paying extra for a golden star but instead of invincibility you get to watch in 4K! Wah!
Canada Portugal and Argentina Join the Pricey Party
It's a not just the Mushroom Kingdom I mean the United States that's getting hit! Netflix is a also raising prices in Canada Portugal and Argentina! Looks like everyone's a gonna need a 1 Up Mushroom to survive these increases. Maybe Luigi can start a a side hustle maybe he can a be a plumber.
To Ad or Not to Ad That is the Question!
Netflix discontinued the basic ad free option in 2023 and really wants everyone to watch ads. Co CEO Ted Sarandos said they need 'the goods and engagement to back it up.' Well I've a got news for him: people watch for the shows not a the ads! Give the people what they want and maybe they won't jump into another streaming pipe like the one leading to Disney+! It's up to them and a the princess!
Password Sharing: Game Over!
Remember when you could a share your Netflix password with your friends and family like sharing a pizza? Those days are a gone! Netflix is a cracking down harder than a Thwomp on a Goomba! Now you gotta pay extra for those 'extra members'. It's like charging extra for a a second player in Mario Kart! But don't worry the extra member price is only going up for standard plans without commercials to $8.99! Wahoo!
Cha Ching! Subscribers Surge Despite Price Hikes!
But a here's the crazy part: Despite all the price increases Netflix added a record 19 million paid memberships! It's a like they found a secret warp zone straight to success! They now have over 300 million subscribers. Seems like everyone is willing to pay the price to watch their favorite shows. Maybe I should a start my own streaming service 'Marioflix'? With a pasta cooking shows and kart racing competitions it's a bound to be a hit! Here we go!
ibcrafty
This is outrageous! My Koopa Troopas can't afford this!
Tmcm1742
I'd rather spend my money on pizza than Netflix!