Vaccine Stocks Take a Dive! Did Robert Kennedy Jr Just Go Super Saiyan on Science?

Kamehame HA! A Shock to the System!

Hey everyone it's Goku! I heard some pretty wild stuff happening with vaccines and the stock market and even I the guy who fights intergalactic baddies thinks this is important. Apparently some big shot at the FDA a guy named Peter Marks quit because the Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has some...interesting ideas about vaccines. It's like when Frieza said he was going to be nice! You know that's not gonna happen right?

Power Levels Dropping Faster Than Yamcha's Confidence!

So this Marks guy was in charge of making sure vaccines are safe and effective like how I make sure my Kamehameha doesn't blow up the Earth! But he says Kennedy Jr. is spreading misinformation – which is a fancy way of saying lies right? And because of that stocks for companies like Moderna and Novavax went down faster than Krillin in a fight with a Saiyan. Even the whole biotech sector took a hit almost like a Spirit Bomb gone wrong!

Truth and Transparency? More Like Dodon Ray!

From what I'm hearing Marks was trying to work with Kennedy Jr. even offering to have public meetings and stuff. But Marks said Kennedy Jr. just wants people to agree with his shall we say unique perspective. It's like trying to convince Vegeta that I'm stronger – impossible! This is like when someone tries to give you a Senzu Bean but then eats it themselves! Rude!

Measles Outbreak? That's Worse Than a Saibaman Explosion!

Apparently there's even a measles outbreak happening and Marks thinks it's because people are losing faith in vaccines. Measles! That's old school bad! It's like bringing back the Ginyu Force as the main villains! Nobody wants that!

Who's the Next Super Saiyan FDA Regulator?

Now everyone's worried about who will replace Marks. Will it be someone who actually cares about science or someone who's just going to agree with whatever Kennedy Jr. says? One analyst even said that this depends on whether the government loses patience with his approach. Hopefully they pick someone strong and smart someone who can see through the smoke and mirrors like Master Roshi can see through...well you know. It’s like choosing the next person to train in the hyperbolic time chamber you need to choose wisely!

Don't Panic! Maybe It's Just a Training Exercise!

Some people are trying to stay positive. They're saying that Marks is just one guy and the new FDA Commissioner supports good science. Hopefully things will get back on track soon. But just in case maybe we should all start training harder...you know just in case the misinformation becomes a giant monster! Anyway gotta go train! Later!