Wonder Woman dissects the automotive tariff situation, finding a silver lining but urging continued vigilance for American jobs and fair trade.
Wonder Woman dissects the automotive tariff situation, finding a silver lining but urging continued vigilance for American jobs and fair trade.

By Hera It's a Tariff Tangle!

Greetings mortals! Your friendly neighborhood Amazonian Princess Diana of Themyscira reporting for duty. I've been observing the swirling vortex of financial policies on Earth and this whole 'tariff' business with the auto industry has me more confused than a Minotaur in a revolving door. Apparently former President Trump's actions on tariffs have automakers doing the cha cha not quite sure whether to lead or follow. Ford's CEO Jim Farley says the recent moves are helpful like a band aid on a Hydra but more needs to be done. As I always say 'Fighting doesn't make you a hero. Knowing when to fight does.' And right now knowing how to navigate these tariffs is the real battle!

Stacking Tariffs: More Confusing Than Ares' War Plans

The gist of it is this: the previous administration put tariffs on imported vehicles (25%!) and was threatening to slap another 25% on automotive parts. That's what they call 'stacking,' which sounds less like economics and more like a toddler playing with blocks. Apparently these changes now reimburse automakers for SOME U.S. parts and reduce this 'stacking' effect. This mortals is progress but not a victory. It's like giving Ares a participation trophy – appreciated but not exactly stopping world domination. "I will fight for those who cannot fight for themselves."

Ford's Fair Play: A Golden Lasso of Truth Moment

Farley is making a point that resonates with even this Amazonian warrior: If U.S. policies don't encourage exports and reward American made production we're just spinning our Invisible Jet's wheels. Ford bless their internal combustion engines is a net exporter of vehicles and parts. Shouldn't they be getting a pat on the back and maybe a lifetime supply of ambrosia? Farley asks 'Shouldn't we get credit for that?' To that I say 'Great Hera YES!' It's common sense. It's like saying I shouldn't get credit for occasionally saving the world before breakfast!

The 'What If' Scenario: Imagine a World with More American Muscle

Now Farley gets to the real heart of the matter painting a picture of potential American greatness. What if other companies followed Ford's lead and treated American manufacturing like Ford? We're talking 4 million more vehicles a year 15 new plants and half a million new jobs. That's enough to make even Ares consider early retirement! It's a testament to the power of domestic production. A power we need to harness to keep our citizens in the workforce and keep the assembly lines humming.

Tariffs Remain: A Gordian Knot Still Waiting to be Sliced

But hold your horses my friends! Those 25% tariffs on imported vehicles are still sticking around like a Cheetah on a bad day. The new measures try to lessen the sting from those 'stacked' tariffs but they're not gone. And those additional 25% tariffs on auto parts? Still scheduled to arrive like a swarm of Parademons. There's a slight consolation prize – vehicles with final assembly in the U.S. can get some reimbursements for two years. It's a start but we need long term solutions not temporary reprieves. Remember what Hippolyta always told me 'You are stronger than you believe. You have greater powers than you know.'

A Call to Action: Let's Forge a Brighter Economic Future

So what's the moral of this story? The auto industry is in a tug of war with trade policies and while things are getting slightly less tangled we need to keep fighting for fair trade American jobs and a robust domestic economy. I urge all of you to stay informed support companies that invest in American manufacturing and remind your leaders that a strong auto industry is vital to a strong America. Now if you'll excuse me I have a lasso to polish and a planet to save. Until next time keep fighting for what's right! As I always say "Only love can truly save the world."


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    1624Steve
    5/12/2025 9:37:15 PM

    It's about time someone addressed the issue of companies importing vehicles. They should be penalized!