This is the Way to Profits: Palantir's AI Tech Secures Galactic Revenue Boost!

Credits Up Shares...Slightly Down?

A Mando walks a solitary path but even I can't ignore when credits start flowin'. Palantir this tech outfit seems to be doing somethin' right. They boosted their revenue guidance which is good. Means more bounties maybe? But their shares dipped a bit after hours. It's like takin' one step forward and then gettin' shot at by a Trandoshan. Earnings were on the nose 13 cents a share just like the suits predicted.

The Operating System: This is the Way

Their CEO this Karp fella is sayin' they're slingin' the 'operating system for the modern enterprise in the era of AI.' Sounds like a fancy way of sayin' they got the high ground. He reckons they're in the middle of a 'tectonic shift' with their software. Well I've seen tectonic shifts on volcanic planets and those ain't pretty. Hope this one works out better.

Commercials and Governments: A Fine Addition To My Collection

Commercial revenues are up 71% and government sales jumped 45%. Defense tech is big business I know that. And they expect U.S. commercial revenues to crack $1.178 billion this year. Sounds like they're buildin' their own little empire. Good for them. As long as they ain't causin' trouble for innocent bystanders.

The Stampede of Large Language Models

Karp's claimin' demand for these 'large language models' has turned into a 'stampede.' I've seen stampedes of nerfs and those are messy. But this sounds... lucrative. More contracts mean more credits and more credits mean more beskar for the armor. This is the way.

Defying the Downtrend: A Sign of the Galaxy

While everyone else is scrapin' the barrel Palantir's stock is up 64% this year. They're beatin' the S&P 500. Maybe I should invest some of my hard earned credits. They're gettin' a boost from defense contracts and this Trump guy's scheme to cut federal spendin'. Politics eh? It's all the same bantha poodoo different planet.

The Way of Adjusted Free Cash Flow

They're also lookin' at a hefty chunk of change in adjusted free cash flow and income. Closed 139 deals worth at least a million credits each. Not bad. Makes me wonder if they need a good bounty hunter on their payroll. I'm always open to offers... This is the way.