This is the Way to Invest: Mando's Take on Cramer's Club and Choppy Markets

Market's Choppier Than a Sarlacc Pit

Alright clan listen up. The stock market's wobblier than a Jawa on too much Jawa Juice. After a small win it’s back to being a bantha fodder. Seems Moody's downgraded U.S. debt which sent those 10 year Treasury yields higher than a Mandalorian's reputation for getting the job done. Cramer says we gotta focus on companies that are doing well. Like Home Depot apparently. They're sticking to their guns and not raising prices which is more than I can say for some bounty brokers I know. This is the way to find value even when the galaxy is in turmoil.

Honeywell's Got Quantum...and Secrets?

Word is Honeywell's quantum computing gig Quantinuum is raking in the credits in the Mideast. Big deal with Qatar a cool billion credits. Cramer thinks they should be bragging about it more you know pump up that stock price. Personally I'm more interested in their aerospace division. Spaceships jetpacks... now that's something worth investing in. This Vimal Kapur guy apparently he's doing better than the last management managing expectations which is like managing a rancor. Not easy. We like the potential of the company's automation technology that can only mean a better future or a more dangerous one...

Earnings Season: Hold On to Your Beskar

Palo Alto Networks is reporting earnings after the bell rings. Jeff says it's always a bumpy ride on earnings day for them. Like trying to land on a Separatist Cruiser. And TJX the T.J. Maxx and Marshalls folks reports before the sun rises tomorrow. They usually beat expectations then play it safe with their outlook. Classic Imperial tactic. Cramer says everyone will try to take profits with TJX after this. It's important to not be a trader. We are bounty hunters not merchants. He's holding steady and says we should do the same. This is the way... to long term profit maybe.

Rapid Fire: Pew Pew!

Cramer rattled off some other stocks: Hewlett Packard Enterprise MongoDB and Tesla. All I heard was 'blah blah blah'. Too much noise. Gotta stay focused. Though I wouldn't mind a Tesla speeder. Bet I could outrun any Imperial TIE fighter in that thing. I have spoken.

Cramer's Trust: This is the Way...to Disclosure

Word is Cramer's got his own charitable trust. Holding Home Depot Honeywell Palo Alto Networks and TJX. He's gotta wait 45 minutes after sending a trade alert before making a move or 72 hours if he’s been yakking about it on TV. Transparency is the way I guess...even if it slows things down. But remember this ain't financial advice. Don't come crying to me if you lose your credits.

Disclaimer: Don't Blame Mando

Alright listen up shoo tah! No guarantees here and no promises of getting rich quick. This ain't a get out of Mos Eisley free card. Don't blame me if your investments go belly up. Now go out there and make some credits. Or don't. Your choice. I have spoken.