Capitol Hill's "Vote-a-Rama" is Giving Me "Bad Blood": A Swiftie's Take on Senate Shenanigans

Long Story Short: The Senate's Messy

Okay Swifties gather 'round! Apparently while I'm busy trying to decide which Easter egg to drop next the Senate is having a full blown 'Vote a Rama.' Yes you heard right. Sounds like some kind of bizarre dance off but alas it's just politicians doing their thing. Apparently it involves a 'megabill' – which sounds like something I'd order at a diner after a show – and a whole lot of amendments. Senators were at it all night which is basically my bedtime. I need my beauty sleep to maintain this 'red lip classic thing that you like,' you know?

Shifting Alliances: Who's Got 'Bad Blood'?

The article mentions 'shifting alliances,' which sounds like a plotline straight out of my 'Look What You Made Me Do' music video. Apparently Republicans and Democrats are crossing party lines like it's the 1989 World Tour stage. Sen. Ed Markey is trying to protect rural hospitals and even some Republicans are like 'Yeah that's not cool.' It's a regular 'Love Story,' but instead of Romeo and Juliet it's Republicans and Democrats finding common ground. I never thought I'd see the day!

Attack Ads Incoming: Are You Ready For It?

Oh honey the shade is real. Apparently these amendments are being used to create ammo for future attack ads. So basically it's like a 'Mean' song but instead of lyrics it's votes on Medicaid. Democrats are trying to get Republicans on the record supporting controversial stuff so they can say 'Look What You Made Me Do' during the next election. It's all very Machiavellian which let's be honest is kind of fascinating. But seriously can't we all just 'Shake It Off'?

White House Drama: Did They or Didn't They Meet?

And then there's the White House. They're pushing for this bill to pass by July 4th which seems ambitious. But here's the kicker: the article says the White House claimed Trump met with some GOP leaders but the leaders were all 'Um no we didn't.' Sounds like a classic case of 'Blank Space,' where everyone has a different version of the story. Honestly the drama is better than some of my music videos.

The Math Is Mathing… Barely

Apparently Senate Majority Leader John Thune has a super slim majority. He can only afford to lose three votes. It's like trying to balance a checkbook with only $13 in your account – stressful! And some senators are already saying they're going to vote against it. It's all very 'All Too Well,' where everything seems perfect at first but then it all falls apart. I'm just hoping this bill doesn't end up like my scarf at her sister's house.

House of Cards: Will It All Fall Down?

Even if this bill manages to squeak through the Senate it's still got to face the House. And some House Republicans are already throwing shade at the Senate version. It's like trying to plan a surprise party but everyone already knows about it. Honestly the whole thing sounds exhausting. I think I'll stick to writing breakup songs and leaving cryptic clues for my fans. At least that's something I can control. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go write a song about this whole mess. I'm thinking something along the lines of 'Congress (Taylor's Version).' Stay tuned Swifties!