Up, Up, and A.I. Away! Stock Market Soars on Artificial Intelligence, Not Tariffs!

Not Tariffs? Great Scott!

Greetings citizens of Earth! Your friendly neighborhood Superman here reporting live from… well everywhere! Turns out while everyone’s been busy worrying about tariffs – those pesky trade villains – there’s a new hero in town even faster than me! It's Artificial Intelligence! That's right folks according to Josh Brown CEO of Ritholtz Wealth Management A.I. is the real reason the stock market hasn't taken a nosedive faster than Lex Luthor's approval ratings.

A.I. to the Rescue!

Now I’ve seen some pretty amazing things in my time like Lois Lane figuring out my secret identity (almost as impressive as a Kryptonian’s heat vision). But the way A.I. is boosting the market? It’s making even *my* head spin! Brown mentioned that the term "AI" was used almost three times more than the word "tariff" during earnings reports. That's like saying 'Superman is stronger than a speeding locomotive'...wait.

Big Tech's A.I. Guidance: Stronger Than Steel!

Seems those Big Tech companies like Microsoft and Meta with their super powered A.I. investments saved the day. Microsoft issued guidance so strong it lifted shares higher than I can lift a… well anything! And Meta? They’re throwing money at A.I. like Lex Luthor throws money at evil schemes. Smart move Meta. Smart move.

This is an A.I. Driven Tape

Brown boldly declared "This is an A.I. driven tape." He's right! Even I the Man of Steel can see that. Without the A.I. boost the market would have been in worse shape than Krypton after… well you know. So next time you see the market soaring remember to thank our new silicon saviors.

Nvidia: The Sun of the A.I. Solar System!

Now let's talk about the real star of this A.I. show: Nvidia. Brown calls it the sun of the A.I. solar system. That’s a lot of pressure! I know a thing or two about being a sun metaphor. (Krypton anyone?) But if anyone can handle it it’s Nvidia. Keep an eye on their upcoming earnings report – it's going to be bigger than Doomsday's… well everything.

Truth Justice and the A.I. Way!

So there you have it folks. A.I. is saving the day one algorithm at a time. Just remember even Superman needs a little help sometimes – whether it's from a well placed A.I. investment or a trusty sidekick like Krypto. Just a reminder that opinions expressed by CNBC Pro contributors are solely their opinions and do not reflect the opinions of CNBC NBC UNIVERSAL their parent company or affiliates. All opinions expressed by CNBC Pro contributors are solely their opinions and do not reflect the opinions of CNBC NBC UNIVERSAL their parent company or affiliates. Until next time keep your eyes on the sky… and the stock market!