Superman reports on Australia and New Zealand's fight to protect their film industries from potential US tariffs, offering a bird's-eye view (and a super-powered chuckle) on the situation.
Superman reports on Australia and New Zealand's fight to protect their film industries from potential US tariffs, offering a bird's-eye view (and a super-powered chuckle) on the situation.

Up Up and Uh Oh! A Bird's Eye View of the Situation

Greetings citizens of Earth! It's your friendly neighborhood Superman here to shed some light – brighter than a heat vision blast I assure you – on a developing story that's got folks down under and in Hollywood a little jittery. Seems like President Trump in a move that could rival Lex Luthor's most outlandish schemes is proposing a 100% tariff on foreign made movies entering the United States. One might say "Great Caesar's ghost!" what’s next?

Kryptonite for Hollywood? The Truth Social Scoop

According to Mr. Trump's Truth Social account the American movie industry is and I quote dying a "very fast death" due to incentives offered by other countries. Now I've seen planets explode and let me tell you that's fast. But is Hollywood really facing a cinematic apocalypse? Or is this more of a 'Kneel Before Zod' type powerplay? Either way he's authorized agencies like the Department of Commerce to start slapping those tariffs on faster than a speeding bullet.

Down Under's Fighting Back (Faster Than a Speeding Boomerang!)

Australia and New Zealand popular filming locales thanks to their stunning landscapes and attractive tax breaks (even I find those tempting sometimes!) are not taking this lying down. Tony Burke Australia's home affairs minister has vowed to stand up for the Australian screen industry. He's been in contact with Screen Australia ready to defend those movie rights with more vigor than a Kryptonian defending their home planet.

Kiwi Resolve: More Than Just Hobbits and Scenic Views

New Zealand's Prime Minister Christopher Luxon is playing it cool awaiting the details before making any hasty moves. But don't let the calm demeanor fool you; he’s ready to champion the sector with the determination of Frodo Baggins carrying the One Ring. After all a significant chunk of their film revenue comes from the U.S. That's a lot of lembas bread to lose!

The Financial Fortress: Numbers That Would Make Lex Luthor Jealous

The Australian film and television sector is worth over A$4 billion and New Zealand's generates NZ$3.5 billion annually. Those are numbers that could make even Lex Luthor’s eyes water! Australia has also committed a whopping A$540 million in tax incentives luring big budget productions like Marvel’s “Thor: Love and Thunder” and “Godzilla vs. Kong”. It appears that some people give into pressure.

To Be Continued...? Stay Tuned Citizens!

So what does this all mean? Will Hollywood survive? Will Australia and New Zealand's film industries be protected? Only time will tell my friends. But one thing is for sure: I'll be watching ready to lend a super powered hand if things get too dicey. After all I'm always on the lookout for truth justice and the cinematic way! And remember “There is a right and a wrong in the universe and the distinction is not hard to make.” Until next time keep your eyes on the skies and remember to be the hero of your own story!


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    vl90
    5/26/2025 6:49:30 PM

    I'm just saying, cheaper movies mean more popcorn money. Think about the priorities!