Vince McMahon's World About to Blow Up Like a Destructo Disk!

Kamehame Ha! A Lawsuit!

Hey everyone it's Goku! You know the guy who loves a good fight? Well this isn't exactly a fighting tournament but it's got more twists and turns than a Senzu Bean shortage! This whole Vince McMahon situation is getting wilder than a Super Saiyan transformation. Seems like this Janel Grant person is suing him along with the WWE and some dude named John Laurinaitis for some pretty heavy stuff – sexual abuse and trafficking. That's not the kind of power I like to see used believe me!

Uh Oh Someone's Power Level Dropped!

So get this: Laurinaitis who was supposed to be on McMahon's team just pulled a Vegeta! He's turned on him! Apparently he's agreed to cooperate with Grant and give evidence against McMahon and the WWE. Bet McMahon's feeling like he just got hit with a Spirit Bomb without knowing it was coming. It's like when Vegeta turned Super Saiyan Blue Evolved and fought Beerus!

Settlement? Sounds Like a Dragon Ball Wish!

They're saying Laurinaitis also reached a confidential settlement with Grant. Now that's interesting! It's like using the Dragon Balls to wish away a problem except this problem is probably bigger than King Piccolo's ego. My guess is that he is trying to save his skin after hearing about all of this but I guess we will have to see!

McMahon's Defense: All Lies!

McMahon's camp is yelling “lies!” louder than when I first went Super Saiyan. They're saying the lawsuit is full of made up stuff. But if Laurinaitis is talking things might get really spicy. It's like Krillin trying to take on Cell – not a great look if you're on the wrong side of things.

Resignation and Other Messes!

McMahon already resigned from TKO Group Holdings after the lawsuit hit. And there's also this whole thing with the SEC about not telling the WWE board about some hush money he paid to a couple of women. Sounds like a bigger mess than my kitchen after a potluck at Capsule Corp! He even had to pay a $400,000 civil penalty which is still less than Vegeta’s ego.

Linda McMahon and the Education Department – Wait What?

Oh and get this – McMahon's wife Linda is the Secretary of the U.S. Education Department. Talk about a plot twist! It's like finding out Frieza was actually a nice guy all along! What is going on here? I guess we will never know but either way things are getting heated in the courtroom. I wonder if this will be the next big saga!