Trump Says Less Dolls? I Say More Training! Goku's Take on Toy Tariffs!

Ka Me Ha Mini Toys?

Heya! It's Goku! I heard this crazy news about President Trump talking about… fewer toys? Like less dolls for kids? He said something about a girl not needing 37 dolls! Ha! That's like saying I don't need to train! Tell you what everything is good in moderation! Who is he to decide how much dolls those little girls want?

Is This My Final Form...Of Frugality?

Trump said Americans should be okay with having less stuff! Less pencils less dolls... Sounds like he wants everyone to live like they're training in the hyperbolic time chamber with just the bare necessities! But hey even I like to splurge on food sometimes. Remember when I ate all that food on King Kai's planet? He was not very happy. Hahaha!

Tariffs: The New Ki Blast?

Apparently these 'tariffs' are gonna make shelves emptier. Trump says it's China that'll suffer more but what about the kids who want their action figures? Maybe those dolls will cost a 'couple bucks more'. That's like saying a Senzu Bean will cost a 'couple zeni more'! It all adds up ya know?

Out of Touch? More Like Out of Energy!

Senator Bernie Sanders is pretty fired up saying billionaires like Trump are totally out of touch with normal folks. He says it's hard for working class families to buy presents. That’s like saying Frieza doesn't understand the value of friendship! It's a real disconnect like trying to explain Super Saiyan to Master Roshi.

Scrooge McDuck or Super Saiyan Savior?

Even that Karl Rove guy is calling Trump 'Mr. Scrooge'! Trump didn't like that he fired back on his Truth Social! It's like when Vegeta gets jealous of my power and starts yelling! 'I don't need Karl Rove to tell me what to do!' Classic Trump. Though maybe he should listen to someone sometimes even if it's not me or King Kai...

Time to Train...Our Economies?

Well this whole thing sounds like a mess! Maybe instead of arguing about dolls everyone should focus on training and getting stronger! That way whether you have one doll or a hundred you can protect them all! Time for some serious Super Saiyan training! Who's with me?