Tesla's Robotaxi is Behind Schedule!? Even Goku Can't Instant Transmission That!

Kaio what?! Market Volatility!

Hey everyone it's Goku! So I heard some folks are talking about market volatility...sounds like a strong opponent! This Lizzie Evans person from Evans May Wealth says we should use those premarket rallies like a Kamehameha to rebalance our portfolios. What's a portfolio? Is it like a Senzu bean bag? She's saying if you're heavy in one area like if you only eat meat (like me!) you gotta balance it out with some veggies (like...well I still prefer meat!).

Megacap Tech Trade Stronger Than Super Saiyan?

Apparently this bull market thing is still going strong and megacap tech is gonna come back! That sounds like some powerful stuff. Evans says technology will lead the market and financials will do well too as long as the economy doesn't become a weakling! It's like when Vegeta and I team up – we're unstoppable! Unless Beerus shows up then we're in trouble!

Consumer Staples: The New Krillin?

Amy Wu Silverman from RBC is saying everyone's been flocking to consumer staples like they're safe Senzu beans. But her research says those staples might get weaker as consumers get hit harder. Seems like even the safest things can get caught in a Super Saiyan battle! So don't rely on them too much alright?

EU vs. China: A Galactic Standoff?

This Valdis Dombrovskis dude from the EU is talking about "de risking" from China. Sounds like they're trying to avoid a big fight like when I try to avoid Chi Chi when I forget her birthday (oops!). They have concerns about China's industrial overcapacity and non market practices. They're working with the U.S. but don't want any tariffs thrown at them. Seems like everyone's looking for the Dragon Balls of trade deals! They're teaming up with India Indonesia Thailand and the Philippines to make things better. More fights on more planets – uh opportunities for the EU economy!

Elon's Back at Tesla: A Spirit Bomb of Innovation?

So this former Tesla VP Karim Bousta says Elon Musk is gonna focus more on Tesla. That's like me focusing on training – it's a good thing! Tesla's got some big challenges: making EV profits releasing new models and this Robotaxi thing. Bousta says getting the CEO back is great but it's still a tough fight. Like facing Frieza – you need all the help you can get!

Robotaxi: Slower Than a Turtle Hermit?

This Robotaxi thing...sounds complicated! Bousta says Tesla needs to solve the self driving challenge first and they're behind! It's like when I try to catch Bubbles – he's always one step ahead! Then they gotta make a real business out of it which takes time money and effort. And other people are already doing it! It's like the Tournament of Power – lots of strong fighters already in the ring! Good luck Tesla! You'll need it! Maybe I should give them a Senzu bean for good measure!