Stellantis Gets a New Super Saiyan: Can Filosa Power Up Sales Like Marchionne?

Kamehameha of Change!

Hey everyone it's Goku! I heard Stellantis that car company got a new leader named Antonio Filosa. Apparently the old guy Tavares was cutting costs like I cut through mountains during my training! But it seems like it hurt the company more than helped. Now Filosa's gotta step up kinda like when Gohan had to fight Cell but hopefully this will go better! I hear he's inspired by some dude named Marchionne who told everyone 'Mediocrity is not worth the trip.' I couldn't agree more! Who wants to be mediocre? I wanna be the strongest!

The Spirit Bomb of Teamwork

So this Filosa guy used to be in charge of Jeep and sounds like he's all about fixing broken relationships. Apparently dealers are mad employees are sad... Sounds like a big Spirit Bomb of negativity building up! He needs to get everyone on the same page like when I ask everyone on Earth for their energy. But will they listen? I bet Vegeta would just scoff and do his own thing typical Vegeta!

Going Electric? It's Like Learning Instant Transmission!

The big challenge now is switching to these 'electric vehicles.' Sounds kinda like learning Instant Transmission right? Tricky but super useful! Filosa needs to figure out how fast to go. Too slow and they'll get left behind like Yamcha in a Saiyan fight. Too fast and they might crash like when I first tried driving Chi Chi's car! Remember that?

More Than Just Power Levels: Gotta Fix the Sales!

Sales are down way down! Like Krillin fighting Frieza down! Filosa needs to boost them back up which means selling more cars to regular folks not just fleets. They need some new products like a new Jeep Cherokee and a Dodge Charger! Maybe they should make a car that can go Super Saiyan mode! That would be awesome!

Is He Strong Enough? Vegeta Thinks Otherwise...

Some folks think Filosa is a safe choice but maybe not the most exciting. He hasn't been a CEO for long and some say he doesn't have that 'CEO prowess' yet. Sounds like someone needs to spend some time in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber! I bet Vegeta is already trash talking him. "Hmph another weakling leading a company. I could do better!" That guy never changes.

Can He Transform Stellantis? Only Time Will Tell!

So can Filosa pull off this epic transformation of Stellantis? He needs to fix sales make friends and figure out this whole electric car thing. Sounds like a job for a Super Saiyan! I'm rooting for him! Maybe I'll visit one of their plants and give him a Senzu Bean. Good luck Filosa! Don't let mediocrity win! KA...ME...HA...ME...HAAAA!