Spotify's Power Level Over 9000! Zeni Spent on Podcasts!

Kaio What?! Spotify's Big Zeni Splash!

Hey everyone it's me Goku! I just heard about this crazy thing Spotify is doing. Apparently they're giving away more zeni than even Mr. Satan could brag about! They said they paid over $100 million to podcast people in just the first three months of 2025! That's enough to buy a lifetime supply of Senzu Beans... well almost! This Joe Rogan guy Alex Cooper lady and Theo Von dude they got some serious power levels to be making that much zeni! It's like a real life Dragon Ball hunt but for podcast fame and fortune!

Rogan's Still Streaming!?

So I heard that Joe Rogan who has this thing called "The Joe Rogan Experience," is a big deal. Apparently he's got a new deal with Spotify that's worth up to $250 million! But get this he can also post on YouTube now! It's like when I learned the Kaio ken but instead of hurting myself he's just making more zeni! Seems like even when these podcasters aren't exclusively tied to Spotify they still upload their stuff there! Smart move kinda like when Vegeta and I teamed up to fight stronger villains. Gotta work together to get stronger right?

Spotify's Partner Program: Get Your Power Up!

Spotify has this thing called the 'Partner Program,' kind of like training with King Kai! It lets podcast creators earn zeni when Spotify puts ads in their episodes. Even Premium subscribers watching video ads help the creators get paid. It's like a Spirit Bomb of revenue powering up everyone involved!

Patreon's Pudding Pop Power

But hold on! There's this other place called Patreon that paid out even MORE zeni – like $472 million! It's like when I thought I was strong and then I met someone even stronger! They're doing something right with those 6.7 million memberships. Makes you wonder should I start a Patreon for my training sessions?

YouTube's Kamehameha of Cash

And then there's YouTube! They're saying they gave out $70 BILLION to creators between 2021 and 2024. That's enough zeni to rebuild Namek a thousand times over! Their CEO Neal Mohan says the payouts are just going up and up each year. It's like watching my power level rise after every fight. Unbelievable!

Next Time on Dragon Ball Z: Spotify's Earnings!

Well folks that's the scoop! Looks like Spotify is trying to become Super Saiyan in the podcast world. They're fighting hard and the zeni is flying everywhere. I can't wait to see what happens next! Tune in next time on Dragon Ball Z... I mean uh to hear more about Spotify's earnings! Gotta go train now! Peace out!