
Kamehame Huh? Stocks are Holding On?
Heya! It's me Goku! I heard even with all these ups and downs in the market – kinda like when I'm trying to control my Super Saiyan form – some stocks are still powering up! This "All Weather Stock List" thingy they say it's supposed to be like my Instant Transmission for your money. It's meant to dodge those punches from a bad economy. They launched it in February and guess what? Some of 'em are actually winning! I wonder if they're training with King Kai... Or maybe Whis!
Buffett's Big Energy and Trash That Pays!
They're talking about this guy Warren Buffett and his company Berkshire Hathaway. Apparently he's got so much cash – 300 billion Zeni whoa! – he's like a Senzu bean for the economy! Everyone thinks he's gonna use it to buy up all the cool stuff when prices drop. Then there's Waste Management. Yeah even trash is making money! I guess even when times are tough people still gotta throw stuff away. Makes sense even I sometimes toss out my ripped training gear after a good workout!
Netflix? A Defensive Fighter?! Kaio what?!
Okay this is where it gets weird. They added Netflix! NETFLIX! To a list of DEFENSIVE companies?! It's like saying Krillin is stronger than me! A few years ago this would be crazier than seeing Vegeta cook! But apparently Wall Street thinks people will keep watching movies and shows even if they're broke. Like if you can't afford food you can still binge watch right? Heh kinda like how I always find time to train even when Chi Chi is yelling at me about working in the fields!
Power Levels are Over 9000... For Netflix?
Some brainy guy Benjamin Swinburne from Morgan Stanley is saying Netflix is predictable. Predictable?! Like how I always get hungry after a fight? Deutsche Bank is saying it's the 'most immune' stock to all this economic weirdness. And guess what else? The hedge funds (whoever they are) are hiding out in Netflix stock thinking it is going to be one of the top contenders. Even though the stock is near an all time high they think Netflix can weather the storm of trade tariffs. It's all like a big Dragon Ball tournament and Netflix is using a strange technique to stay on top!
Goku's Got Doubts But Maybe These Guys Know Something...
Alright alright. Even I'm a little worried about this Netflix thing. It's like adding me to the cooking team. I can eat but can I cook? But these guys seem pretty sure about it. Maybe they've seen the future with the Dragon Balls! Either way they're saying Netflix might be one of the few tech winners this year. Tariff uncertainty? Sounds like a new enemy! Gotta train harder just in case!
Remember! This Ain't a Fusion Just a Starting Point!
They keep saying this isn't a 'portfolio'. I don't know what that is but it sounds kinda like a fusion dance gone wrong. They're just saying this list is a good place to start if you think the economy is going to go Ka boom! And if you want to learn more they are hosting a live event at the New York Stock Exchange with all sorts of professionals. Sounds like it could be an interesting way to power up your financial knowledge... Maybe I'll check it out myself! Who knows maybe I'll find a new opponent to test my strength!
monafeps
Buffett's cash hoard is like a real life Dragon Ball wish!
Darkzer0
I wonder if Chi-Chi invests...
2adadad
This is almost as confusing as the time Vegeta tried to be nice.