Another One Bites the Dust! (Thanks Measles)
Hey everyone it's Goku! I just heard some news that's got me angrier than when Frieza destroyed Krillin! Another kid in West Texas...gone because of measles. Can you believe it?! This kid wasn't vaccinated and now they're up there with King Kai. This is worse than when I thought Gohan couldn't handle Cell! We need to do something!
More Explosions than a Super Saiyan Transformation!
This measles outbreak is spreading faster than I can fly on Nimbus! It started in Texas but now it's popping up in New Mexico Oklahoma Kansas even Mexico! They're saying nearly 570 people are sick! That's like a whole tournament worth of fighters down for the count! And the cases in Texas? They jumped by 81 in just one week! It's over 9000!!!!
Dende We Need Some Healing!
The CDC is on the scene trying to help out but this is serious! The US has already DOUBLED the number of measles cases from last year! That's like Vegeta suddenly getting stronger than me! Okay maybe not that bad but still we gotta act fast! Where's a Senzu Bean when you need one?
Vaccines: They're Not Just for Super Saiyans!
Apparently this Robert F. Kennedy Jr. guy is walking around saying wishy washy stuff about vaccines. He's even planning a 'Make America Healthy Again' tour! Dude vaccines are like training in the hyperbolic time chamber its the fastest way to get stronger. I'm no genius like Bulma but even I know that's crazy! These vaccines are safe and effective! They're like a Super Saiyan transformation against disease!
Responsibility: It's Stronger Than Any Ki Blast!
This Dr. Peter Marks guy is laying down the smackdown saying Kennedy is responsible for this tragedy! He's right! Not getting vaccinated is like giving Cell a Senzu Bean! It's just making the problem worse! He even warned the Senate! Now they're gonna make Kennedy testify! Maybe he'll finally listen to reason. I know how to get through to people who aren't reasonable trust me...
Don't Be a Yamcha: Get Vaccinated!
Experts are saying this outbreak could last for months even a year! Most of the cases are in unvaccinated kids. Listen up everyone! Don't be like Yamcha lying in the desert! Get vaccinated! It's the best way to protect yourself and others. Let's power up our defenses and defeat this measles threat! Ka...me...ha...me...HAAAAAAA!
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natia
My heart breaks for the family who lost their child.
tagqush
Vaccines are a gift! We should be grateful to have them.
scatty
This is a public health crisis!
Blezx
Let's work together to stop the spread of measles.
ladywealth
This Robert Kennedy guy sounds like a real dummy.
stuartwood
This is terrible! We need to protect our kids!
anggadigdaya
It's so frustrating that people are choosing to ignore science.
tickytock
I'm getting my kids vaccinated ASAP!