Kamehame-WAIT! Fed Holds Steady While Trump and Trade Deals Go Super Saiyan

Powell's Power Level: Waiting to See

Hey everyone it's Goku! I heard the Federal Reserve that's like the Earth's Senzu Bean supplier right? Well their boss Jerome Powell isn't making any big moves. He's just kinda... standing there like me when I'm trying to figure out how strong my next opponent is! Seems like he's waiting to see how these trade deals with other countries like China turn out. Kinda like waiting for Vegeta to finally admit I'm stronger... which could take forever!

Uncertainty? Sounds Like a Tournament!

This guy Chris Grisanti some smart cookie said Powell is like all the business leaders he knows. Everyone's confused and waiting. It's like we're all trapped in a Hyperbolic Time Chamber of uncertainty! But hey that's where I do my best training! Maybe everyone needs to go in there and figure things out. Just watch out for the doorknob!

Uh Oh Stagflation? Sounds Like a Tough Opponent!

Now here's a scary word: stagflation. It's when things slow down but prices stay high. Like trying to beat Frieza while wearing weighted boots! The Fed is worried about this saying there's a risk of higher unemployment and inflation. Sounds like a job for... SUPER GOKU!

Trump vs. the Fed: A Battle of Ki Blasts?

President Trump he wants the Fed to cut interest rates. He even called Powell 'Mr. Too Late'! It's like when I tell Vegeta to train harder and he just scoffs at me. But Powell's standing his ground saying they need more info before making a move. It's a real battle of wills like me vs. Beerus but with less food involved.

Waiting Game: More Data Needed Than Dragon Balls!

Powell said they can't jump the gun because they don't know what the right move is until they see more data. It's like trying to find all seven Dragon Balls without a Dragon Radar! We gotta be patient even if it's harder than waiting for Gohan to unlock his potential!

Next Time On The News: The Fed's Next Move!

So the Fed's gonna wait and see what happens with these trade deals. The next meeting is in June. Until then everyone's on the edge of their seats. Will Trump go Super Saiyan on the economy? Will the Fed finally unleash its ultimate attack? Find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z... I mean the news!