Kamehame-HA! Will Trump's Tariffs DESTROY the Stock Market or Will it Power Up?!

Trump's Tariffs: More Annoying Than Frieza?

Heya! It's me Goku! I heard some humans are worried about this 'Trump' guy and his 'tariffs'. Apparently he's putting extra costs on things from other countries like when I have to pay for all the food I eat after a good fight! This bank UBS thinks things might be okay though. They're saying Trump might lower these tariffs later this year. I hope so because even I get tired of training if I don't get to eat!

The S&P 500: Powering Down Like Krillin?

So this 'S&P 500' thingy is like… a measure of how strong the markets are right? Well it's been taking a beating lately! Down over 11% in a few days! That's worse than when Vegeta and Nappa showed up on Earth! People are worried it'll make stuff more expensive like senzu beans! Nobody wants that! I need my senzu beans.

UBS to the Rescue: A Spirit Bomb of Hope?

This David Lefkowitz guy from UBS thinks the market can bounce back if those tariffs get lower. He's hoping for a year end rally like when I finally beat Frieza! But even he admits the market might end the year a little bit lower. He seems like a smart guy but can he handle a Kamehameha wave? I wonder…

Wall Street's Scouters are Exploding!

Lots of other 'market strategists' (whatever those are!) are lowering their expectations too. It sounds like everyone's surprised by Trump's big tariffs just like when Cell revealed his Perfect Form! Lefkowitz says his team thinks the economy won't grow very much this year because of all this tariff trouble. Hopefully it won't be as bad as when Buu destroyed Earth!

Trump's Message: "BE COOL!" or is it Just hot air?

Trump is telling everyone to 'BE COOL!' and that things will get 'bigger and better'. He even said it's a 'GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!' Sounds like something Hercule would say! I don't know much about economics but I know a good fight when I see one. And this whole thing sounds like a real showdown!

CNBC Pro LIVE: A Fusion of Financial Power?

Hey if you're really worried about all this there's some 'CNBC Pro LIVE' thing happening at the New York Stock Exchange. Apparently you can meet some experts and learn stuff. Sounds like a good way to power up your financial knowledge like when Gohan trained in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber! Maybe they'll have some senzu beans too!