
My Power Level...It's Over 9000! (Of Cents More)
Hey everyone it's Goku! I've been hearing some rumblings around Capsule Corp about prices going up. Turns out these things called 'tariffs' that President Trump is doing are making stuff more expensive at places like Macy's and Nordstrom. It's like when Frieza powered up except instead of destroying planets it's destroying our wallets! It's a real Super Saiyan bargain hunter's nightmare!
Footwear Fusion: Prices are Getting Stronger!
These DataWeave guys they're like the Scouters of the retail world checking out all the prices. They say shoes are getting pricey! Apparently footwear prices are going up the fastest. Karthik Bettadapura (that's a mouthful!) says that some shoes are like 4% more expensive than they were in January. That might not sound like much but remember how much Senzu Beans cost? Every little bit counts! It's because a lot of the shoes come from China and even a small tariff can make a big difference. If only I could Instant Transmission straight to a factory and get them for free!
Apparel Adventures: A Slower But Steady Rise
Clothes aren't as bad but they're still creeping up. Karthik said apparel is 'moving more gradually.' It's like when Piccolo's training slow and steady! But DSW Macy's and Nordstrom are still charging more. Stephen Lamar from the American Apparel and Footwear Association says tariffs are making back to school stuff more expensive. So if your kid wants a new Super Saiyan costume it might cost you a few extra Zeni!
Vietnam Victory? Not So Fast!
Trump made a deal with Vietnam but it might not be a win for us. The tariff rate on Vietnamese goods will be 20% and 40% if it originates in other countries such as China. Nike Lululemon Patagonia and H&M all rely on Vietnam's manufacturing so this could be a problem for consumers. It's like when Cell absorbed Android 17 things got complicated!
The Consumer's Spirit Bomb: Our Last Hope?
Bill Simon some former Walmart CEO says it's up to us now. If bananas get too expensive we can just buy oranges or another item. If we stop buying the stuff that's too expensive maybe the prices will come back down. It's like when we all gave Goku our energy for the Spirit Bomb but instead of defeating a bad guy we're just trying to get a good deal! Maybe we can get Whis to train us to shop better...
Is Inflation Over 9000?!
Peter Boockvar some big shot investor says inflation is already happening. He said it's just a question of who's going to have to pay for it. Jerome Powell the Fed Chair is waiting to see how the tariffs play out. Me? I'm just waiting for my next fight... and maybe a good sale on some new training gear!
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