Kamehame-HA! Stock Market Goes Super Saiyan!

The Stock Market's Spirit Bomb!

Hey everyone it's Goku! Even I who spends most of my time training and fighting super strong guys gotta keep an eye on what's happening on Earth! Apparently the S&P 500 went up 1.3% on Thursday! That's like powering up to Super Saiyan! It's been on a winning streak for three days which is even longer than it takes me to eat a Senzu Bean after a tough battle.

Tech Stocks: Stronger Than Vegeta's Pride!

The tech stocks were like 'We're not scared of Frieza!' They got stronger thanks to some good news from the semiconductor and software folks. Even the Nasdaq which sounds like a weird alien planet jumped up 1.8%. These stocks are seriously over 9000!

Trump Says What Now?

So I heard that President Trump said he isn't gonna fire some guy named Jerome Powell and those tariff things might go down. It's like saying you're gonna give Krillin a power boost! But then China was all like 'Hold on we haven't talked to you yet!' So maybe it's just a bluff like when I pretend to be hurt to trick my opponents.

Jim Cramer's Encouraging Words!

This Jim Cramer guy he said the stock market rally was "encouraging behavior" even though China is saying tough stuff. It's like seeing Gohan finally stand up to Cell! He thinks it's because everyone's worried less about a recession whatever that is. Sounds boring like when Chi Chi makes me do chores.

Dover: A Hidden Saiyan Potential?

There's this company called Dover and they did okay but not great. But Jim Cramer thinks they're a good buy! He says they're priced low like when Vegeta gets knocked down and everyone thinks he's out. But then he gets back up even stronger! Plus Dover's got a lot of money so they might buy other companies or something. Sounds like a good strategy to me!

Rapid Fire Stock Kamehameha!

And at the end they talked about a bunch of other stocks real fast like Procter & Gamble PepsiCo Dow Merck and Chipotle. It was like a rapid fire Kamehameha! So there you have it folks! The stock market's going crazy but hopefully it'll stay on the side of good like the Z Fighters!