Kamehame-HA! SpaceX Starship Goes Ka-Boom! But Don't Worry, I've Got This!

Another One Bites the Dust! (But Everyone's Okay!)

Hey everyone Goku here! So I heard the news about that SpaceX Starship… BOOM! Turns out it went a little Super Saiyan during a test over in Texas. Apparently it had a 'major anomaly' – which is just a fancy way of saying it went kablooey! Good news is nobody got hurt. They had a safety area so it's all good. Still makes you wonder if they need some Senzu beans for that rocket.

Fireball Frenzy! Reminds Me of Krillin's Destructo Disc!

The report says it shot a big fireball into the sky. Man you shoulda seen the fireballs Frieza used to throw! This one looked kinda like when Krillin tries his Destructo Disc… always a bit unpredictable ha! They were planning on another launch this month but after a Dragonball Z style explosion I'm guessing they'll need a bit of a breather.

Big Rocket Big Dreams (and Big Explosions?)

This Starship is HUGE! They say it's like 120 meters tall even bigger than Piccolo! I guess when you're that big things are bound to get a little… fiery. They've had a few flight attempts that ended with more fireworks than Kami's birthday. But hey even I had some rough starts when I was learning the Kamehameha! It's all part of getting stronger right?

To the Moon and Mars! (Eventually...Maybe)

Elon Musk is banking on this thing to get us back to the Moon and even to Mars! They want to send robots to Mars by 2026 and maybe even people by 2029! That's even faster than I can fly on Nimbus! I hope they get it figured out soon or else I might have to fly everyone there myself. Just imagine the training we could do on Mars!

Even Super Saiyans Have Setbacks! Keep Training!

Look even the strongest warriors have setbacks. I've been blown up more times than I can count! The important thing is to learn from it get back up and train harder! If SpaceX needs a hand they know where to find me. I'll even bring some Bulma made gadgets to help out! It's gonna take real strength to get into space just like when me and Vegeta train in the hyperbolic time chamber we can always get stronger!

Investing in Space? I Invest in Food!

The article mentioned a newsletter called 'Investing in Space.' Me? I invest in food! A Saiyan's gotta eat! But seriously space exploration is important. Just gotta make sure those rockets don't go Super Saiyan on the launchpad!