Kamehame-HA! Goku's Guide to Earth's Market Mayhem!

Hulu's Going Super Saiyan!

Hey everyone it's Goku! I heard Disney's throwing some serious cash like almost half a billion Zeni to grab full control of Hulu. That's like buying a lifetime supply of Senzu beans! They already paid a bunch before too. I'm chatting with Disney's big boss Bob Iger which should be interesting maybe I can convince him to add some anime to their lineup. Then maybe they can achieve Super Saiyan level success! HA!

Apple's AI: More Like Yamcha Than Vegeta?

So Apple's trying to get in on this AI thing but people aren't too thrilled. It's like when Yamcha tries to fight a Saiyan – not much happens! But hey some smart folks think they still have a chance to power up. They are even saying that Apple's stock could be looking good in 2026 with personalized Siri. Who knows maybe Siri can learn the Kamehameha by then!

McDonald's Under Attack! (By Diet Drugs?)

Uh oh McDonald's is getting hit with downgrade after downgrade. Seems like these 'GLP 1 drugs' are making people less hungry. It's like Krillin trying to take down Cell – not gonna end well! Guess I'll have to eat twice as many burgers to make up for it! I still need to get stronger!

Wall Street's Gearing Up – But Can They Beat Frieza?

Wall Street's feeling a little pumped today. They're waiting on news from the U.S. China trade talks which sounds about as exciting as waiting for Vegeta to admit I'm stronger. But the consumer inflation report is due tomorrow so we'll see if the economy can go Super Saiyan!

Malls: The Hyperbolic Time Chamber of Shopping?

Some folks are saying that Simon Property Group isn't worth as much as they thought. I think they’re wrong. I think this place is great it's like a Hyperbolic Time Chamber for shopping! So many stores so little time to spend my hard earned Zeni!

Suppliers and Solutions

Citigroup is watching two companies closely Qorvo and Skyworks Solutions even though analysts don't rate them high. It's like seeing potential in Gohan before he unlocks his power. Maybe these guys will surprise us all!