Kamehame-HA! Former Apple Guru Teams Up With OpenAI to Power Up AI Hardware!

Apple's Ex Genius Goes Super Saiyan with OpenAI!

Hey everyone it's me Goku! So I heard this crazy thing: Jony Ive this dude who used to make all the cool Apple stuff like the iPhone is now buddy buddy with OpenAI. They're gonna make new AI gadgets! It's like when I first saw Frieza's power – totally unexpected! He used to make videos showing off how pretty everything was but now he's jumping ship to make something entirely new. Even Master Roshi is impressed!

Is This the End for iPhones? Kaio what?!

Apparently these AI gadgets could replace iPhones! Even Apple guys are sweating it. One of them said it might happen in ten years! Ten years! That’s like waiting for Krillin to get strong! It's like when Vegeta thought he was stronger than me – a big surprise might be coming! Seems like Apple's own Siri is falling behind kinda like when I try to study.

Siri's Power Level: Less Than a Saibaman!

Speaking of Siri she’s not doing so great. She's still just answering questions not having a real conversation. It’s like trying to get Gohan to fight Cell at first – a bit of a struggle! Apple was even using OpenAI's ChatGPT to help Siri out. But now this Ive guy is gonna make something totally new with OpenAI. Uh oh looks like Apple is in a bit of pickle. Good thing I'm not an Apple.

Training for the Next Level: OpenAI's New Recruits

Ive is bringing his whole team of Apple design buddies with him – Scott Cannon Tang Tan and Evans Hankey. It's like when I gathered the Z Fighters to take on the Androids! I wonder if these are the type of guys that will make the Senzu beans of AI hardware!

Rabbit R1: More Like Rabbit Fail?

Some other guys tried to make AI gadgets like this thing called the Rabbit R1. Sounds like something Bulma would invent right? But apparently it stunk! Even Ive said it was a "bad product". Ouch! It's like when Yamcha tries to fight – always a disaster!

Google and Meta Joining the Hyperbolic Time Chamber!

Even Google and Meta are jumping in! Meta's got smart glasses that talk to you! Google is working on some crazy stuff too. Everyone's trying to become Super Saiyan with AI! Apple better watch out or they'll be like Nappa after I powered up! I gotta watch this all closely maybe I can find a new sparring partner!