Kamehame-HA! Disney's Power Level Over 9000!

Disney's Kaio Ken x10!

Hey everyone it's Goku! I heard some scouters were beeping like crazy about Disney's latest news so I decided to check it out myself. Turns out they had a pretty amazing quarter! They were saying their Disney+ subscriptions were gonna drop like when I thought I couldn't beat Vegeta the first time but BAM! They got 1.4 million MORE subscribers. That's like going Super Saiyan when you're about to lose! Even Wall Street was surprised – they thought Disney would only get 123.35 million subscribers but Disney powered up to 126 million! I guess they really do have the power of friendship...and maybe some good shows.

Direct to Consumer: A Spirit Bomb of Revenue!

Their direct to consumer business that's like streaming and stuff went up to $6.12 billion! That's an 8% increase which is like powering up with Kaio Ken! They said it's because of higher prices and more subscribers. So basically people are paying more to watch more. Makes sense especially if they have cartoons as cool as Dragon Ball Z! They must be training hard in the hyperbolic time chamber!

Earnings per Share: Going Super Saiyan!

The bean counters were saying Disney's earnings per share were supposed to be around $1.20 but they pulled a fast one and hit $1.45! That's like when I surpassed Frieza! They're even expecting their full year earnings to go up 16%. That's a serious power boost! Disney's net income shot up to $3.28 billion a major turnaround from last year's loss. It's like going from Yamcha to Super Saiyan Blue!

Films and TV: A Fusion of Success and Fails!

Their entertainment segment which is like TV and movies jumped up 9%. But not everything was as shiny as a Super Saiyan's hair. They said 'Snow White' and the new 'Captain America' movie weren't as big as they hoped. It's like when Gohan got scared during the Cell Games. But don't worry! 'Mufasa: The Lion King' and 'Moana 2' saved the day! It's like when Goku and Vegeta fused to become Gogeta. Their linear TV stuff though is still struggling. It's like trying to teach Master Roshi to use the Instant Transmission – not gonna happen!

ESPN's Full Power!

ESPN their sports thingy saw a 5% increase because they showed more football games. More games means more people watching and more ads! It's like when I powered up to Super Saiyan 3 for the first time – everyone was watching! Disney expects their sports operating income to grow even more next year. They're definitely not slacking off like I sometimes do!

Theme Parks and Cruises: A New World to Explore!

And guess what? Disney is building a new theme park in Abu Dhabi! It's like finding a new planet to train on! Their theme parks and cruise business went up 6% with domestic parks doing even better! People are spending more money at the parks and taking more cruises. Must be those Dole Whips. But their international parks dipped a little like when I used too much energy on the spirit bomb. But their video game licensing revenue went up. I should ask them if they will make a Dragon Ball Z game!