Kamehame-HA! Brain-Reading Tech Just Leveled Up! Can It Beat Frieza Though?!

What's This About Reading My Mind?!

Hey everyone it's Goku! So I just heard about this crazy thing called Precision Neuroscience getting the go ahead from some Earth people called the FDA. Apparently they're building something that lets computers read your brain! Like can they tell if I'm thinking about food all the time? Because if so I'm in trouble! I hope they can't sense my power level either; that would be a problem if Frieza ever came back!

Brain Implants? Sounds Like a Tough Fight!

They're calling it a brain computer interface or BCI. It's supposed to help people who can't move or talk. That’s actually pretty cool! Imagine if Gohan could invent something like that for someone who got hurt in a fight! But uh are we sure this isn't another one of Dr. Gero's schemes? Remember those Androids? Good thing I know how to use the Instant Transmission if things go south. I'm always ready for a good spar but not if it messes with your brain!

Wireless Power? That's Over 9000!

This company Precision is the first to get approval for a wireless one. Wireless! Now that's what I'm talking about! No more tangled cords when I'm trying to power up my Super Saiyan form! But I wonder if it needs charging? I hope it’s solar powered! Imagine charging your brain with the sun! Talk about a power boost right? Gotta keep those energy levels high for training!

Elon Musk and Friends Join the Battle!

Apparently some other big shots are in on this too. This guy Elon Musk and a couple of others. It’s like a whole new tournament of power! I just hope they are all about peace and not some bad dudes like the Galactic Patrol is always fighting. It would be a shame to have to test my new ultra instinct on brain tech villains!

Thinner Than Hair? It's Like My Ki Control!

This Layer 7 thingamajig is super thin like thinner than my hair! That's some serious Ki control right there! They stick it on your brain and it listens to what’s going on. They say it doesn't hurt anything. Well I hope not! Nobody wants a senzu bean needed after a brain scan! I would only use it if I was up against a super tough enemy that was too fast!

Data Collection: Training for the Future!

For now they're using it to learn more about the brain. They say it’ll help them build better BCIs in the future. It’s like training to become a Super Saiyan! You gotta collect all that data learn from every fight and keep pushing yourself! I hope they learn how to make even better food while they’re at it! Anyway I'm off to train! See ya later!